Ireland is the only country in Europe

More punks 🤎

(Someone save Gwen)

Night city 🌃

a couple of eepies

Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

Dick- How long are we going to have to pretend we don't know Bruce and Clark are dating?

Tim- I don't know, but I know I can't keep faking it for much longer. I caught them making out in the cave last week and had to act like I was sleepwalking.

Jason- Oh, poor baby. I tried radioing Oracle a few days back and accidentally patched in to a line they were sharing. I honestly considered moving back to the League.

Damian- I've stopped snooping in Father's files all together. He's taken to labeling the files concerning Kent the way he does cases in an attempt to conceal them.

Alfred- Your 'worlds greatest detective' father seems to have forgotten that I do his laundry and am able to see just how many articles of clothing he and Superman have swapped.

Steph- I don't know what Cass discovered, but she's back to being mute again.

Bruce, walking into the cave, pulling on the Batsuit- Heads up, everyone. I'm being called away to help with a mission in Metropolis. I'll be gone a while

Dick- You got it!

Tim- We can handle things here!

Jason- Yup!

Damian- Be safe, Father!

Alfred- Just bring back YOUR clothes, this time...

Steph- HE MEANS HAVE FUN!

Bruce- ???

I got bored so i did some research on Bruce Wayne's kids. Feel free to let me know if i missed any or wrongly added one

Key

Legally

aka adopted and/or fostered at some point in time

Stepchildren

Biologically

Mother = Talia al Ghul

Mother = Selina Kyle (Catwoman)

Mother = Diana (Wonder Woman)

Mother = Other

Genetically Engineered

Emotionally

aka other people Bruce has mentored/gotten attached to

Batman is 1000% overshadowed by his kids.

Dick Grayson is better at acrobatics and flexibility. Duh.

Jason Todd is better at brute strength hand-to-hand combat (also he has a fucking gun, so ranged attacks +1, another +1 for not being a pussy and killing people. [PS DC stop nerfing my boy.])

Tim Drake stole the title of World’s Greatest Detective right out from under Bruce, and he would probably be unstoppable if he still had his spleen.

Stephanie Brown is superior at actually being a functioning human being- objectively the most important trait of everyone here.

Cassandra Cain is just better. At what? Everything.

Damian Wayne is better at channeling his trauma and autism into things that aren’t punching mentally ill people (like seriously the kid had to unlearn his LoA brainwashing and look at him go adopting animals instead of traumatized orphans.)

Duke Thomas cAN FUCKING FLY.

ringlorn

adj. the wish that the modern world felt as epic as the one depicted in old stories and folktales—a place of tragedy and transcendence, of oaths and omens and fates, where everyday life felt like a quest for glory, a mythic bond with an ancient past, or a battle for survival against a clear enemy, rather than an open-ended parlor game where all the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

ecstatic shock

n. the surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like—a thrill that starts in your stomach, arcs up through your lungs and flashes into a spontaneous smile—which scrambles your ungrounded circuits and tempts you to chase that feeling with a kite and a key.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit

n. the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.

dead reckoning

n. to find yourself bothered by someone’s death more than you would have expected, as if you assumed they would always be part of the landscape, like a lighthouse you could pass by for years until the night it suddenly goes dark, leaving you with one less landmark to navigate by—still able to find your bearings, but feeling all that much more adrift.

lachesism

n. the desire to be struck by disaster—to survive a plane crash, to lose everything in a fire, to plunge over a waterfall—which would put a kink in the smooth arc of your life, and forge it into something hardened and flexible and sharp, not just a stiff prefabricated beam that barely covers the gap between one end of your life and the other.

hi hobie hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

I need a spin off of these 4 sharing one brain cell

“i don’t follow orders, neither does he.”

“i’m invited to hq? WHOO!”

and the way hobie slings his arm around miles is so familiar and beautiful and i’ll never get over it

My man Hobie, would only spend a minute with Pavitr before recruiting him to steal all the stuff from British Museum to return to artifact's country of origin, especially Indian ones, and Pavitr would have no qualms over it and that's why they are best friends.