that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each other like if i wanted to see that id just wander thru the walmart parking lot like everybody else thanks

stan culture was a mistake

moderator: any last words brie?

brie: how do i top lesbians?

tessa: i’m sure the lesbians could show you right after this panel.

I CANNOTAGSJDKDKFKG

things i always keep in my backpack: 

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

@petty-davis

AN ANGEL

Glow in the Dark Poison Apples 🍎💀💙

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

When English isn’t taught correctly…

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

“How you react to the world is political and human and there’s no difference between those two things.” (x)

an image i made in case you need a reminder today

Vantablack(tm) is no longer the blackest black. Congratulations to MIT.

Watch Stuart get the rights to this and ban anish kapoor from it

SHHDGSFSGHDSH

@chaoticaggro

When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests