“Did you study for the test?”

*In the middle of the test*

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

When you come home and see your mom yelling at your sister

  When your mom started yelling at you too

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

I just wanna stay lowkey as hell and keep my soul and personality full of positivity and peace.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

Me @ myself

Me when I’m trying to bullshit my way through an essay

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

(via forever-dirty-minded)

I love sleeping so much cuz you don’t have to worry about anything when ur asleep. feeling a lil insecure in ur relationship? not when ur sleeping. got to do taxes but don’t know how? that doesn’t matter in naptown. the moon is plummeting into hyrule in 3 days? SIKE u don’t gotta think bout any of that if ur asleep, who cares

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

Dunno if I can be bothered to have kids, like, it’s a lot of paper work and it means I would have to get up early.

me explaining my friend that i slept for 16hrs