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My Discord account has been hacked. I sent an email to the Discord team asking for help but they haven't responded yet. If you get a message asking to download something, just ignore it.
Feb 24, 2022 Edit: I finally got my old account back! I’m still keeping my newer one just in case something like this happens again.
They're making it sound so doable... I have a long term plan for my life now.
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama
Space chickens
Silver for monsters
https://x.com/Alen_Lotz/status/1750602541916668232?t=HzSPZlywQq_wbPKwZTeDrw&s=09
To improve my mood and relax, I did a romantic photoshoot in autumn colors 🍂. And I found a new, cute hairstyle for Aristen 😁
Amazing map by@sp4rr0wsw3nch.bsky.social 🧡
Poses by @vakariansyndrome - only the forehead kiss pose is a mix of Vakariansyndrome and @lenorebutsad ' mods 🧡
You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest
As a former figure skater I feel obliged to point out how technically difficult that little Chaplin patter would be. See the kind of speed he's getting up to and then immediately moving into that "walk" - sometimes without even a brake manoeuvre. The momentum you build up when moving at speed has to get released somewhere so stopping like that is usually an easy way to topple over (not on purpose). In the true spirit of Chaplin he is making very hard and potentially dangerous things look easy.
For anyone who might've been searching for who the skater is, @jay42 found out ! The athlete is Petr Barna, from the 1992 Winter Olympics
The one time where the judges are thrilled with a fall
reading het romance novels is so fucking goofy because the leads will be like "we shouldn't have sex yet... the time isn't right... it would be Wrong" but then they'll go right back to sucking/eating/fingering/ jerking each other to completion and still be like. "wow good thing we haven't had sex yet we're being so responsible :)" how do these people Live like this
LITERALLY is what I've BEEN FUCKING SAYING
HIS HAND WAS IN YOUR PUSSY, GIRL
this post is almost a year old and has been very low drama all things considered, but the number of people who have felt the need to explain that sex where a penis enters a vagina is ✨ special✨ because it could result in pregnancy are so funny. yeah man I have a uterus, I know how that works. what part of that negates that reciprocal oral is also sex.
hey so. don't do this. being a minor doesn't give you an excuse to be an entitled piece of shit. if you're old enough to use the internet and communicate with strangers online, you're old enough to know basic manner. fanfic writers write for themselves, they don't owe you anything. you’re privileged enough to read their works for free. either be respectful to them or shut the hell up.
to clarify, this didn’t happen to me. I found it on twitter and it made my blood boil
by the way, if you talk like this to a stranger in real life, you might get a black eye. I don’t condone violence, but sometimes if you fuck around, you’ll find out. it’s one thing to joke like this with your friend, someone you’re close with. but a stranger? know your boundaries.
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will die on the hill of “dead dove: do not eat” DOES NOT MEAN “there are various unspecified things in here that might disturb you, so be warned”
it means “i know the contents of this bag (a dead dove) may be upsetting, so i have labeled the outside very clearly with what is inside (a dead dove), and if you look inside, you should not be surprised to find a dead dove, because that’s what the label very explicitly says is inside the bag”
i realize this is a losing battle because enough people have made it mean the other thing as to make the tag totally useless, but seeing people argue over what it should mean gives me a headache because it literally could not be clearer
no nuance. fight about it
fuck it. round 2
halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached
i have a third one
PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW
