the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night
girl it's a single sentence
need you to be not so toughies on me.
I've been randomly sending one bear to my family group chat every day with no explanation thanks to this feed
An excellent decision that requires absolutely no further explanation
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
"But why did the characters in Honor Among Thieves ally with an obviously evil wizard, then act surprised when she betrayed everybody" buddy, look at their fucking pre-betrayal party comp. A wizard, a wild magic sorcerer, two rogues and a barbarian? They've got no heals, no defensive buffs, everybody except the barbarian has fuck-all for hit points, and stratospheric DPS. I guarantee you their main combat strategy is to have the barbarian tie everybody up in melee, then drop massive AoE damage directly on top of her and hope the rogues make their Evasion saves. This is not a party whose culture is characterised by an excess of caution, is what I mean to say.
(And don't "what about the bard?" me – I don't care what Wizards of the Coast's official character sheets say. In terms of his demonstrated skill set in the film, Edgin is a rogue with a musical instrument proficiency. He even sneak attacks!)
Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
Just putting this out there to let people know to watch what they post because you can be found and if you think that the government can't do this ...
Well, you better think again!!
Reminder that in 2017 4chan played capture the flag with Shia LaBeouf. Without any kind of a retail store to use for landmarks they got a rough estimate of the flags location from a livestream. They used the position of the sun to narrow it down to a specific time zone, they tracked the flight paths of planes seen flying overhead to further narrow it down. Then someone in the area drove around honking his horn while viewers on the livestream told him if he was getting closer until he found and stole the flag.
Left: Composer Leonard Bernstein. Right: Bradley Cooper and the world's worst fake nose playing Leonard Bernstein in the upcoming movie Maestro.
like holy fuck this is actual anti-semitism literally all you had to do was hire a Jewish actor. ONE JEWISH ACTOR, HOLLYWOOD, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Bradley Cooper is the Ron DeSantis of desperate to win an Oscar. the harder he tried, the more I hate him.
omfg
A reminder of what Bradley Cooper's nose actually looks like when compared to Leonard Bernstein's:
Literally zero reason a fake nose was needed. This is bullshit. And it's Cooper's "passion project" okay. This is very important to note. This is a project he considers utterly necessary to his artistic endeavors, and he not only didn't cast a Jew to play Bernstein, he's wearing a fucking Halloween costume nose.
Please don't forget, Bradley Cooper pretty much stole the exclusive rights to the Bernstein biopic from Jake Gyllenhaal - a Jewish man - who has said he's been wanting to tell this story for twenty fucking years.
3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)
nominative determinism win: captain death died
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
our friend's daughter is at the age where she is extremely chatty and speaking in full sentences, and i love kids' use of language.
apparently all strangers used to be "ladies," but now they are "neighbors." since they speak english exclusively at home, "neighbors" speak german; it was very distressing to hear her mom speak german once, because, in her words, "you're not a doctor or a neighbor!"
When learning how to talk, each one of my 3 sons went through a phase where I was the only person they said "She" for. Obviously, SHE was Mom, and HE was the rest of the world
Three sons, and I was the only female in the household (dog was male too).
i love the idea of a mode of language where the human noun classification system is “one’s own mother” and “everyone else”
If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
one more time! “social construction” does not mean “fake”. “unpack the concept” does not mean “fake”. these things are REAL but they are also SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED. and any social construction is going to be open to the same biases that exist in the culture that concept comes from
health is a social construct, but I can still get sick. gender is a social construct, but you can still be a girl (if you want). sexuality is a social construct, but my best friend is still gay. money is a social construct, but I can’t go to the bank and tell them to make me a millionaire
girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)
doxxing myself
House
he lives over there 🫵
what the hell man
I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you
Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was
