Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life
80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men
Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas
Atlas carries the sky, but point made
I carry your dad into the bedroom like a newlywed bride
I had a dream where target had "inclusive" bathrooms but it was literally called dick and pussy rooms and EVERYONE got mad
how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard
rat under my starbucks hat does it for me
nothing is more psychosexual than when your female friend has another female friend who kind of hates you . girl what do you want
I cannot stop fucking laughing at this take oh my god. im going to cry. i take it all back terfs are great they are comedic geniuses. rb if your penis has destroyed countless lives during human history
i believe there are demons placed on this earth to antagonize me personally
cool that there’s a trans guy character in that new baymax series or whatever. idc it will never detract how funny it is to me that they thought a man saying “these are the type of pads i use for my period” wasn’t an obvious enough signifier of him being trans so they just. put him in a trans t shirt. like JUST. a tshirt. in case you missed that this is the trans character. this is the trans character guys. cant you tell by the Giant Trans Flag he’s wearing
like. isn’t this at least a little funny just on a conceptual level
Attention passengers I've turned on the mandatory smoking and yelling sign
straight girls posing together for a pic:
lesbians posing together for a pic:
did you maybe possibly search girls kissing on stock images?
I looked up “straight girls” and that’s what came up
I think the supreme court is interesting because killing justices could actually have positive long term effects, vs most individual assassinations which would likely be resolved by a hideous clone of the last guy immediately stepping into power
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one of the ugly truths you have to acknowledge if you want to be a good ally to empaths is that we are more prone to road rage, and it is because other drivers' anger infects us, not because we're angry people. sure it doesn't fit most people's idealized vision of an empath, but it's pretty damn hard to find one of us that doesn't have at least one reckless driving or assault charge connected to a road rage incident, and that's okay. just remember that we're ultimately innocent of culpability, because our reactions are based on other people's flaws and not our own
I've literally said for years but the idea of mind control being real is more valuable as propaganda than actual mind control
“Brainwashing” as a concept was invented by Edward Hunter, a CIA-funded writer, to explain away why US troops captured by communist forces during the Korean War were so amenable to their Evil Totalitarian Captors. It definitely wasn’t that they were treated well (far better than the US treated its captives); with POWs allowed to cook their own food, organise sports competitions, and one black soldier even allowed to travel to Beijing to attend university - a privilege he wouldn’t have had back home - nor could it have been that any of these people saw any truth in communist theory. No, the real explanation must be that the communists had developed some nefarious means of controlling peoples’ minds, the same technology which they must have used on their own people to make them all support communism so wholeheartedly!
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My great grandfather was a Russian POW during WWII. He was sent to the gulag.
He was one of the "lucky" ones.
He got back.
The amount of FUCKERY his subsequent behaviour caused my grandmother, and therefore my father and yes, therefore ME cannot be overstated. Like. Encanto gives a teeeny tiny idea of what generational trauma is.
The reality is fucking worse.
He was tortured. He was broken. He behaved so atrociously that my great grandmother, a woman in a country with no divorce, had to leave him with 4 children, 3 of whom young to very young.
I won't go into the details. But the trauma of that lived in his daughter behaviour toward her son, and in his grandson my father.
DON'T. Come to me. And. Praise the URSS treatment of POW.
Fucking don't.
Signed: somebody who had to live among the ruins
damn that's crazy. what did your grandfather do to end up in a soviet pow camp during wwii
this is legitimately the perfect copypasta
Why do these people always have default icons too
Psychic Soviet mind control torturer: "This is the Disney's Encanto of torturing Nazis with my brain powers."
