I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like "You matter! <3" and that's the first time I've gone "He would not fucking say that" over an animal. These birds are fueled by spite. They would yell slurs if they could. Not even the right ones. A seagull would call an old lady a faggot they don't care
Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.
This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen
really wish humans could fight each other without doing irreparable damage to our bodies
getting punched is a deeply satisfying experience that cannot be easily replaced by other sensations and also if it happens to you too many times horrible things will happen to you
i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????
buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.
look at her.
a flock…..
placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.
why did they give give cars a central nervous system
So they can feel Pain.
It has been a rough couple of days
Just had an argument with the archmage. He thinks we don’t have to neuter the Khajiit on campus but I think he’s being irresponsible. I took J’zargos nuts in the night and now I’m facing a written warning.
I can relate to this on every level
“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life
Fuck it, Skyrim dinner
This game lets you eat the most ridiculous things and it is glorious.





