guy who hates moisterizer forced to humble himself because dry skin texture is worse than wet skin texture
Oh he wrinkly
[ID: two pictures of Matcha the mottled brown mainland chahoua gecko laying on a bright pink paracord bridge in a bioactive enclosure]
If you were hoping for a sign that everything would be okay, this is it- a little frog, just for you. This eastern narrowmouth toad [Gastrophryne carolinensis] was found in Cheriton, Virginia, by photographer Kevin Faccenda. Maxing out at just an inch and a half in length, these tiny toads are most often found during heavy rains any time between March and October. And although there’s no myth surrounding them that I can find, with their small size and reclusive natures, it’s hard to not feel blessed when you find one.
And finally, Cedar’s reference sheet is done, completing the trio!
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
One of my real life coworkers, chatting while we're doing inventory: Hey that story actually sounds really familiar, do you have Tumblr?
Me: Maybe.....?
Them: Okay have you heard of this blog? *shows me a screenhot of my own post, in which I am sharing the same exact story I was just telling*
Me: ....
Them: ....
Me: ....please dont tell anyone
average "accessible" college campus
[ID: the College of Winterhold from Skyrim. The entrance is a long open-air bridge with no handholds or walls.The ground of the bridge is covered in ice and has crumbled in places. Additionally, the supports that initially held up the bridge have fallen away, leaving the bridge suspended precariously over an open chasm. end ID]
may i get a palette for the name brian with greens in it? thank you!
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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
I have this STUPID IDEA for Princess Luz AU like all those months since finding out about this whole grimwalker situation she was a bit out of it, so one of those days without sleep and worrying 24/7 she's just watering plants and Hunter is reading next to her and her poor exhausted brain goes "grimwalker, palistrom wood, wood" and she just starts watering Hunter
CRYING. this would absolutely happen and poor hunter would take it so in stride. after the startled yelp & the setting the book quickly aside to keep it from getting wet & the "hey what the h-" followed by luz's Complete Mortification, he's just like. luz. luz? hello. luz. can you Please go the fuck to bed before you start watering someone who will actually be pissed off by it.


