you already know what it is

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

you know what i think you need

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

that car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

I literally remember being a young tot in the theater on the edge of my seat, wide eyed at everything that was going on, and it all just being the most magical intense scene I’d ever seen

Beeeeee goooooood.

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

everyone knows about the Shrek songs and how they’re labeled that forever but what about all the songs Alvin and The Chipmunks tainted

i was at the new year party and Funkytown played and i was sitting there like

20 minutes into “Pokémon and chill”

buss it open

I have had enough of this site