chiggen nucket

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

@itsacharlatte we should do this

100 pennies can be made into 1 dollar. but 100 dollars cannot be made into 1 grapheme aerogel rod. And 100 grapheme aerogel rods cannot be made into 1 fluttering of a moth wing.

the father the son and the holy spirit

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

@itsacharlatte

i looove blocking people who bad faith misinterpret my posts or take them too seriously i love curating my online experience i love it i love it. get off my lawn

why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

Same creature

@itsacharlatte

*giggles uncontrollibly*

@itsacharlatte

*giggles uncontrollibly*

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today

“can bisexuals use faggot” what a ridiculous question. of course we can. i just used one the other day

.. Just be sure to return them in better condition than when you started... unless they consent to being tossed into a dumpster with cum leaking out of their used holes.

Will you just calm the fuck down

Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

(you figured out i'm keeping you in a time loop. you ask me to let you go every day now. i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i)

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

whereas gay people would fill his balls with cock. okayyy

Hi guys I have a normal comic for you, where everyone knew the punchline while the first panel was being drawn.

By “everyone”, i of course mean a single person drawing the comic, like how most comics are drawn. This comic is like those comics.

Also here’s two talented comic artists im tagging for normal reasons: @hamsternamedmarinette @buggachat

💕💕💕💕

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

no whats that

you can make up a guy... no one can stop you

big if true

it’s true they made multiple systems of religion out of this

also a ton of smut

@fresh-calzone

In the beginning. Straight up "creatig it" and by "it" I mean. well. let's just say... heabven and the earth

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google