him : what did i told u last nite?
me : im sorry. im just to shy.
him : okay. i'll text u back later. bye.
me : ouh, okay.
me, inside : i said no 'bye'...
they are the cutest couple I know for more pictures and adventures, check my instagram Paolo Raeli
Source: coltre
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs
- Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates
- Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test
- Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!
- Abra - deposit $5, get $25 free in bitcoin
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
Waiting on this in my inbox from more pathetic slaves. Spoil me
What to say to a “I hate condoms” ass motherfucker:
“I also hate pregnancies, incurable STDs, vaginal bacterial infections, and men who aren’t responsible enough to care about their sexual health.”
