I know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.

I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone

Real bros share their pot broast.

Totally thought this was going to be porn

Rebecca Solnit, “Grandmother Spider” (via femininefreak)

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

my new oc- bb8 but with lil stick arms & legs

U know when you compliment a girl and she’s not expecting it and her face lights up and she gets really excited?? it makes me Gay

me

i would cry if someone did this for me 😍💯

cancelled in 2017: cheating, side ho culture, bragging about fucking someone elses partner

hot trends for 2017: being faithful, getting engaged and/or married, respecting peoples relationships, and also beating up bitches who think being a side chick is cool and fun

“side ho culture” sounds like a jab at polyamory

no the fuck it doesnt. shut up

America in 4 pictures

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

there he is

me too gurl

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

Mood 24/7

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

FUCK THIS IS ME

THIS IS SO ME

ME AS FUCK

me in 5 years