do you ever see a post so good that resonates with you so deeply you mourn that you were never bright enough to think of it yourself
weed is slutch a funny thing to criminalyze. why not tylenol next. a cold glass of soda. hlding hands.
Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"
People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though
i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair
you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it
@namelesstunnelgrub i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking
CUCKFIELD REAL?
NO FUCKING WAY
New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
i have no defense against this. you've got me
i heard birds relentlessly drop stones on his head whenever he goes outside but he seems like a chill guy
i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them
apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops
she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons



