who's asking

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

The way the vocals just like fall apart in Hysteria (2003) by Muse just fucks with me. It's been 20 years and "I want it now" still chills me

Was drunk when I made this post but it still holds up

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.

its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.

“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.

Hey babe, it’s okay, don’t cry, why don’t you drink your silly little oat milk coffee and text your silly little texts and see if that helps?

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

fucking hell, i love him.

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

bartender, one testosterone shot please. and a mascectomy, double

In his defence I also saw that necklace and fell in love immediately

disco elysium players be stocking up on healing items in case they receive a particularly embarrassing piece of information

"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you

Youre supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps

this guy won life

this is an L imagine being seduced by your chess opponent in a dress like that isn't the oldest play in the Conniving Vizier handbook... expect arsenic in your wine within the week

A collection

magnets and an old mac classic