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Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

Re-did my Cosmeon fusion!

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

can you imagine being todoroki

and training your entire life to be a hero and having your father beat you regularly for failing to meet his standards and you get into the top hero school in the nation and youre gonna be in and amongst the best of the best at long last

and you look around class 1-a on day one

and like half of these kids decided they wanted to be heroes like 6 months ago

one of them just broke his hand trying to throw a baseball

what the fuck were you even training for

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

Still better than the movie 

haha long boy

poliwrath looks like he’s gonna fucking murder this small child if he catches up

obligatory meme in response to toby fox’s latest contribution to the undertale canon. thank god for deltarune

me watching people have fun with pokemon let’s go but not wanting to spend $60

me: it’s not worth it. it;s not worth $60. in no world is the funny cartoon animal game worth $60

venosaur: *hopping around like a little frog*

me:

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

MY FUCKIN HEART

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

Magical.

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

lmaooo

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

oh

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up