nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

i love to daydream and be called baby

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

mary poppins fits the mythological role of a trickster god, discuss

She….she shows up in a time of dullness, creates chaos and drives on the story, but always is sure that everything is fixed, though changed, often for the better. Lessons were learned. Holy crap, she fits the archetype very well.

This continues to be my favorite conversation-starter post on this site.

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap

just a heads up I’m gonna fucking kill you for making this post

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?” 

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

this is hands down the best “the floor is…” meme omfg

you can tell he is trying his hardest

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

ok but did he deliver

of course 

OH MY GOD

(via canadaisfuckingcold)

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Big time rush wouldn’t be a thing without the Naked Brothers Band

the naked brothers band were a big time rush ripoff did you even take us history?

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

Can I please just kiss you a lot