why is yikes plural. why so many yike

I broke up with the door

It just wouldn’t open up to me

my fav lipstain is flamin hot by cheetos

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming..

If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me.

i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..

Every decision you’ve ever taken in your life has lead to you reading this post