listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously
where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???
this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation
as! he! should!
I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.
i'm at a concert thingy and the bands don't start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i'm pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao
one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs
it's extremely not good to listen to
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness
any other diagnoses you'd like to share?
Autism
“I’m duetting this until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we got ammonia based toilet cleaner, okay, and that’s bleach. Okay, you’ve made mustard gas.”
[video cuts, same person some time later]
“You’re still fucking doing this? I’m trans now, that’s how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio’d you, shut the fuck up!”
I already reblogged this a while ago but I wanna do it again just to sort of . like. their demeanor post-transition is way more confident . before they were kinda quiet and then after they were way more bombastic and emotive it really goes to show transitioning is so slay
Sorry to be "that guy" but I have to inject this weird serum into your legs now
Henry McElroy dabbing approximately 8,000 times while Griffin, dressed as GanDILF, is powerless to stop him
then paul was like "griffin, your son has single handedly brought dabbing back"
then, like clockwork, a few hours later this photo was taken
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
dear dire
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so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details
#don't
the communication on this hellsite (affectionate) is an ecosystem
part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.
As promised while I work on more asks: chibi beach episode foxes
Dont reblog yet tho I have more
Okay now you can reblog
I've found the perfect poem to describe generational trauma.
phineas and ferb really said “how many characters can we make autistic” and the answer was “yes”
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
