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@freedom3339

I'm here, I guess. I try my best. prefers they/them (but other pronouns are fine for me) Maverique/non-binary. header and pfp from @concxssive. I am an adult if that's a concern
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The real problem with all existing tabletop RPG adaptations of the Teenae Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is that in not one of them are your core numeric stats "Teenage", "Mutant", "Ninja" and "Turtle".

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"But what about characters who aren't teenagers, mutants, ninjas and/or turtles" obviously other sorts of characters would have different but equally weirdly specific core stats, with the guiding principle that the resulting phrase must fit the same metrical rhythm as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle". So, for example, Daredevil – who absolutely exists in the TMNT universe, and don't try to tell me otherwise – might be a Sightless Catholic Ninja Lawyer, with core stats of "Sightless", "Catholic", "Ninja" and "Lawyer".

You, a fake clone, are stuck in the classic “Shoot one, let one live” situation. To your horror, the person with the gun outsmarts you and uncovers that you were fake all along. Just as you brace yourself for the bullet, they point their gun towards the real person and pulls the trigger.

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

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A Big Man's Love Letter 💌💕

(Read from Left to Right!)

I'm a little late to posting, but I hope this wholesome comic makes up for it! ;w;

How bout that splatfest? Although I'm pretty surprised, a huge congrats to team money!!! y'all put up a really good fight c: and for my fellow team loves and fames, you did awesome!!

The city of Isin is not actually the city of Isin. Technically, it's the city of New New New Isin. That was the trouble with Isin. It was all wrapped up in itself. Like fabric around a nun, or a baby, or a whore.

People had been there, as in the physical location, for longer than history could be expected to remember. People have been in Isin since the word "people" meant something very different.

The first city called Isin was dragged kicking and screaming into the world by Heralds of the Church of the Third Sphere. A fourth-era religious order known for staunch orthodoxy and insufferable smugness. A cult whose grandest miracle was being almost universally despised by anyone who heard their sermons. Isin to them was a Good Rock. A polite term for "delusional pipe dream about the future City of God."

And it was a rock, a miraculously barren rock in the midst of a freezing swamp that only seemed to produce the sort of wildlife that stings and gnashes. Kunaabe oral history does seem to know of the location, but also seems to assume the foolishness of anyone attempted to actually travel there. This did nothing to deter the Church of the Third Sphere, as records indicate they were not aware of Kunaabe presence in the area.

The first 400 years of Isin's history were typical of other Good Rocks: regular periods of plague, mass starvation, and hyper-niche religious conflict boueyed by the occasional successful interaction with nearby Kunaabe and Baquari communities, at which point the enterprising trader would be ritually banished for speaking to hererical, racially impure outsiders.

Significant improvements were made to Isin after the local potentate promised that the Third Sphere would appear in the sky that spring. After the date passed, and no celestial body appeared to unite the Sun and Moon, the potentate was ritually burned to death, and his body was cast into Isin's only source of fresh drinking water. The fervent believers promptly died of several drinking-water related things at once. Those with a lick of sense brushed up on their Kunaabe and got busy creating a new sub-ethnicity, leaving Isin abandoned.

A decade passed. And much like the local chitin eel population grinding the corpse of the arch-astrologer into algae food, Isin soon became host to a new, beautiful population: Good, honest, criminals.

-- from An Addicts History of New Babel, by Ord Mornie

Enid: I want someone, who is so committed to me, they would die for me.
Wednesday: I would kill for you. Does that work?
Enid: Uhhh
Wednesday: I would go all out. Slice them up from throat to belly button.
Enid: Oh man
Wednesday: Do you have someone in mind? I’ll get to it straight away.
Enid: I kind of meant this as a metaphor
Wednesday: I don’t. You want me to be committed? I shall commit murder. You want someone to die for you? Someone WILL die.
Enid: *sighs* I guess, I’ll take what I can get.