Today in :When you forget to hide your racism News

Australian TV host congratulates a biracial girl for inheriting white skin vs. brown skin.

Omfg

Little reminder: 

🍪 Macaron is a French meringue-based confection. 

😎 Macron is a French president.

🍘 Macaroon is a soft coconut cookie.

And Macaroni is a variety of dry pasta traditionally shaped into narrow tubes :-)

And Marconi was an electrical engineer known for his pioneering work on long-distance radio transmission!

And Macarena was a dance craze in the 1990s.

on the other hand, Macramé is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.

The Fluffiest Cats In The World.

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM

family feud is a national treasure 

Gordon Ramsay retweeted this and I can’t fucking deal with it

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

Introducing myself like