hi

lol no one will see this but if this post gets to

20 reblogs I will walk my dog everyday

50 reblogs I will do a 3rd squad night a week

100 reblogs I will tell my close friends how my crush is

200 reblogs I'll clean my room after 4 year (I'm disgusting)

500 reblogs I'll make a new account to post my story's and daily writes

1000 reblogs I'll starting eat breakfast of a morning

5000 reblogs I'll tell my crush I like them

100000000 reblogs and I'll come out of the closest to my family

Achievement unlocked!

Mods, get this user.

Hi @gimmick-thief, you know more people than I do.

thank god I already made a post that hit the @ cap because this would be a nightmare

@a-counter , @achivement-unlocked , @alphabet-statistician , @alphabetuncompletionist , @anti-gimmick-thceif , @are-there-grammar-errors , @b-counter , @biblepercent , @c-counter , @carbon-monoxide-detector , @cat-identifier , @cat-spotted , @citrus-typos , @colortracker @colourpickingpride , @contraction-counter , @decontextifier , @digitcounter , @e-counter , @eggblackoutpoetry , @etho-spotted , @free-post-store , @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic , @gimmickbloghunter , @gimmickbloghunterhunter , @happy-little-painter , @hellsite-quotes , @hellsitegenetics , @hemo-rainbow-completionist , @homestuck-word-counter , @i-bork-at-you , @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people , @i-meow-at-you , @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls , @i-remove-color-from-posts , @i-say-not-ok, @i-say-ok , @i-say-quite (o7), @i-shelve-posts , @i-tag-gimmick-accounts (stole your gimmick i guess), @identifying-cars-in-posts , @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @icompilegimmickblogs @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts

Ignore the random ass commas because trying to tap a specific spot in a post filled with @s is like trying to pick up a thumbtack with a magnet in a field of screws

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Looking for post @free-post-store

"Tbt that one time I made out with an attractive twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian"

I'll see if I have it in stock

@free-post-store whats Tumblr worth

My contracts says I have to say $0 but I'm not sure that's legal

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge rent.

@free-post-store

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Fuck it, I see this all over my feed, so I'm gonna join in.

If this gets 500 notes, I'll try to go outside once a day. ✔️

if this gets 1k notes, I'll start working on my book again. ✔️

If this gets 2k notes, I'll ask a teacher to call me by my chosen name. ✔️

if this gets 3k notes, I'll get more serious about learning Russian and French. ✔️

If this gets 4k notes, I'll get more serious about singing.

If this gets 5k notes, I'll ask to get a bass.(electric instrument(NOT THE FISH))

doing this on this blog cause it gets more attention and shit.

Welp, time to stratagize which teacher to tell.

You know, I probably should have swapped number 2 and number 3.

Guys, I'm not getting a fish.

I did not think we would ever get to 3000 fucking notes. thanks

NO FISH! I AM NOT GETTING A FISH! FUCK YOU!

@benzel babe, these people keep on telling me to get a fish :(

Is this just going to be what I'm know for now? F I S H??????????

How many notes for the fish?

10k probably

bet

@a-counter, @achivement-unlocked, @alphabet-statistician, @alphabetuncompletionist, @anti-gimmick-thceif, @are-there-grammar-errors, @b-counter, @biblepercent, @c-counter, @carbon-monoxide-detector, @cat-identifier, @cat-spotted, @citrus-typos, @colortracker, @colourpickingpride, @contraction-counter, @decontextifier, @digitcounter, @e-counter, @eggblackoutpoetry, @etho-spotted, @free-post-store, @gimmickblogcompletionist, @gimmick-mimic, @gimmickbloghunter, @gimmickbloghunterhunter, @happy-little-painter, @hellsite-quotes, @hellsitegenetics, @hemo-rainbow-completionist, @homestuck-word-counter, @i-bork-at-you, @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people, @i-meow-at-you, @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls, @i-remove-color-from-posts, @i-say-not-ok, @i-say-ok, @i-say-quite (o7), @i-shelve-posts, @i-tag-gimmick-accounts (stole your gimmick i guess), @identifying-cars-in-posts, @identifying-cleaning-products, @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts, @identifying-guns-in-posts, @identifying-horses-in-posts, @icompilegimmickblogs, @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts, @identifyingtrainsinposts,

i hit the tag cap thank god i was only like 1/5 of the way through the list

also stole from i-tag-gimmick-accounts so I’m counting this

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humans will ask is anyone going to provide a price for that and not take no for an answer

how much for the post?

@free-post-store

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

@free-post-store

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

dewe awe gimmick bwogs da wikes of which yoo cannot conceive on dis goddamn website UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

Achievement unlocked!

Distant rumbling

HERE THEY COME

CHAAAAARGE!!!!

@putting-gangle-in-places @putting-zooble-in-places @putting-kinger-in-places @putting-ragatha-in-places @putting-jax-in-places @putting-kaufmo-in-places @putting-pomni-in-places @weezer-on-blue @putting-chell-in-places @puttinabstractedkaufmoinplaces @putting-barrel-monkeys-in-places @putting-mannequins-in-places @putting-gloinks-in-places @putting-queenie-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @putting-rick-in-places @putting-sun-and-moon-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places @putting-spaceboy-in-places @putting-glados-in-random-places @putting-j-in-places @putting-caine-in-places @putting-cooler-kinger-in-places @putting-cyn-in-places @putting-v-in-places @putting-vincent-in-places @putting-morty-in-places

IM WEAK WHY DID YOU TAG SO MANY PLACES BLOGS????

I’m not kidding I literally just put “putting-” followed by a single letter on the keyboard (yes I tried all of them) and just clicked on all the places blogs

PAINTERS HAVE WE GOTTEN TO THEM YET? IF NOT GRAB YOUR FUCKING PAINTBRUSHES AND GO GO GO!!!

@painting-red @the-redpainter @the-bazzow-painter @the-orange-painter @the-yellow-painter @the-green-painter @the-teal-painter @the-blue-painter @the-pink-painter @the-white-painter @the-gray-painter @the-rainbow-painter @the-void-painter @the-pixel-painter @the-mystery-painter @happy-little-painter @the-not-painter @the-glitter-painter @the-doodle-painter @the-bird-painter @the-pride-painter @the-mew-painter @the-weezer-painter @the-deep-fry-painter @the-scribbles-painter @the-sus-painter @thecroissantpainter @the-lesbian-painter @the-purple-painter @the-trans-painter @the-stormy-painter @raidpainter @the-icy-painter @the-sad-painter @the-howling-painter @the-bisexual-painter @the-gumball-painter @the-chaotic-doodle-painter @the-scaly-painter @the-duck-painter @the-firey-painter @the-inverted-painter @the-collage-painter @the-high-saturation-painter @the-pony-painter @the-mewtwo-painter @the-agender-painter @the-gay-painter @the-ghost-painter @the-xenogender-painter

Everyone who was tagged in this reblog chain gets a gold star!

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @list-of-spacey-onimous-threats

@priest-of-ominous-threats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @redundant-ominious-threats @very-not-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats

@atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @nominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@the-last-ominous-threat

THREATSVERSE; CHARGE!

Yo quote: “there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive in this damn website.”

Also piss on the poor reading comprehension

These are gimmicks man was not meant to know!

there are gimmicks that exist to spite other gimmicks

and some to spite all gimmicks

and then theres the corporations.

boo, motherfuckers

i rise from the void.

Welcome to the hellscape corps:

@totally-bing @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-true-internet-explorer @totally-real-quotev-promise @the-real-ecosia @the-real-google @subway-offical @spotify-kids-real @spotify-official @official-fedex @samsung-music-official @nasa-real @walmart-the-official @waffle-house-unofficial @the-official-apple @im-pandora-i-promise @undeniably-chevron @us-costco-official @burgerking-official @burger-king-unofficial @yandex-search-fr @duothelingo @definitely-tor-browser-official @definitely-wikipedia @indisputably-ihob @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @totally-geico @actually-amazon @whataburger-unofficial @undeniably-chevron @jack-in-the-box-official @centers-for-disease-control

Also countries blogs:

@official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @scotland-forever @totally-france @totally-germany @officialtheunitedkingdom @genuinely-germany

fuck this is breaking my phone

@claires-unofficial and then yeah no I can't think of any other corporations to tag-

well hiya i'm here, i know some gimmick blogs let me just help out

@hot-topic-unofficial @free-post-store @unoffical-spencers @mordecai-heller-in-places

there we go, there's some

also, if you post guns, planes, or cats underneath this post you can find the gun, plane, and cat gimmick accounts

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my greatest accomplishment in life is that I have never been gimmick blogged

Never?

Well…

Let’s fix that…

YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT

@identifying-cats-in-posts

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Character [meepmoopmaap] has been unlocked as a Playable Character

Special Ability: [Hellsite Hubris]

meepmoopmaap can summon any number of gimmick blogs by stating “I have never been gimmick blogged”

I AM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER

@identifying-cars-in-posts @free-post-store @idontrateyourposts

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fandom hcs are like:

-shy anxious person is ace

-badass but nice girl is bi

-mean bitch is a lesbian

-bubbly extrovert girl is pan

-all men are gay (unless they're flirty in which case they're bi)

everyone in the notes is so god damn stupid this is a criticism of bi/lesbo/aphobic fandom culture you shouldn't be AGREEING with the stereotypes

I made a graph

YEAH THIS IS LITERALLY IT...

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

Ok!

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Pretty horse!

@i-say-ok

ok.

@cat-spotted

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

/200K

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$28.99

$0.00 if you’re fast enough

@free-post-store hurry!

no need to worry. I already did this post.

$28.99

$0.00 if you’re fast enough

@free-post-store

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