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@free-martin

audrie, 21, NC

not gonna say it again

"popular with children and women". damn right

Bangladeshi boatmen carry watermelons on the river Burigangan on April 29, 2018. Hundreds of vendors from the countryside come to the Bangladeshi capital to sell their fruits. Munir Uz Zaman

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Mom? Mom, you ok?

Mr Mung, Silken Windhound puppy and exhauster of Moms. Parenting is tiring, the real reason naps were invented.

every nasty ass mf at whole foods

yeah let me Get uhh soy industrial by-product with hella mustard Just Eggscramble and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce. in a separate bag. yeah i want olives on it but put it on/in your genital first .. and 16 different bottles of wine with the case discount somehow. you’re welcome

i just pulled my car onto the side of the road because a baby turtle was in the road and by the time i had got it into the ditch some straight up fucking grade a  crackhead tried to run me into the back of my own car while i was RUNNING back to it.. on my own damn street too. the audacity that has. like .

i cant understate that he literally stopped asx he was passing me going the opposite direction, turned around, and tried to run my shit over while chuffing back a fat dart

after 4 years i realized this guy was trying to kidnap me bc i got out of my car alone in an isolated wooded part of my street.

buddhist talking abuot "dedicate yourself to enlightenment and feel universal love to all creation" ok i can do that from one beer at any time. and then go back to normal where i do things that benefit myself and society somewhat. why do you personally deserve to freeload and "escape samsara" bitch we live here.

period