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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

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Foraminifera Asterism, 2023, oil paint on hand stretched canvas

i’ve had a little jar of star sand i bought a while back as inspiration for a piece and finally decided to put it to good use! i wanted to paint a little galaxy of star sand fossils. this piece is available on my INPRNT which can be found in my “about” post!

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i cherish every tiny evidence that i am growing old. each gray hair is a reminder that i have carried so much sorrow with me and yet i am unbroken. each line at the corner of my eyes is proof that i have drowned in joy and yet there is still so much joy yet to experience. every minute of life, every feeling, every up and down, is a blessing. i will relish each one, and i will fight for just one more for as long as i have strength left to fight. to waste such precious gifts would be a greater tragedy than any other i can imagine. and when they end, as all things do, i will accept that, too, as one final chance to dwell in the enormity of life.

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

dennis reynolds/jeff winger - cooler than me

Stars -   Marina Marcolin

Italian,b.1975-

Print , 40 x 40 cm.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history

LENTICULAR CLOUDS

if you had a good routine started but now you’re struggling to keep it because you’re feeling lower, adjust it to where you’re at!! if you wanted to make your bed every morning, try just making sure it’s all on the bed. if you went for morning jogs or walks, try a shorter walk or even just some stretches in bed. you can still have routines and things you try to keep up when you’re at a low point, just put less pressure on yourself and fit them to suit the mindset you’re at.

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

We can’t have anything in this fucking world

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym