this sounds like me

Suspiria (2018) dr. Luca Guadagnino

Suspiria (2018)

Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

Me af

same

EVERYONE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON IM NOT AN ANGSTY TEEN ANYMORE NOW IM A DEPRESSED ADULT

me: *puts disc in xbox*

xbox: installing from network (13.07 GB)

me: oh so the disc is just for fun, huh? just for show? a little placebo to make me feel better? am i a joke to you

getting a note on a super old post

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

The American education system is SOOOO flawed but homework and grades are not the core issues

EVERYONE in Hetalia is a baby. They’re my babies. I love them. Shoosh. They are flawless.

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im sorry what

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

Tumblr is the best social media platform because none of the others can give me this.

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

happy 2,102nd birthday to mark antony! the only reason we know his exact birth date two thousand years later is because after his death the senate officially cursed the day of his birth and we have calendar fragments saying january 14th is a Bad Day due to being antony’s birthday. and i think that’s beautiful

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

but can you do math?

don’t. don’t do this to me

‪If the founding fathers were here today to see the state of our nation, they would probably just run their hands over the refrigerator repeating “a refrigerator huh” quietly to themselves while opening it and closing it to see if the light stays on.‬

Actually tbh if the founding fathers were here today to see the state of our nation they would probably say “Oh that’s interes-“ and then proceed to vomit blood and die from whatever modern day bacteria I just exposed them to.

What would George Washington say id he were alive today? Nothing. He would be screaming and clawing at the roof of his coffin

George Washington was most certainly against anti-vaxxers. He inoculated/ had many of his soldiers inoculated in Valley Forge

Ah yes. George Washington; famous vaccine advocate and owner of other human beings.

Your character is actually chaotic evil.

None of your party members know this, but the DM does.

Upon someone in your party completing some extremely specific, strange action (e.g. yodeling Africa by Toto while atop a church bell) you become insanely powerful. Your character’s goal is to somehow get someone to do this specific action.

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

Thoughts?

tumblr is TOO americanocentric and it needs to end. in 2019 the new fresh and spicy focal point of tumblr will be the netherlands and every single blogger who doesn’t coorporate will have their blog terminated.

@chefpyro