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Ranger of the North

@fredgodof / fredgodof.tumblr.com

the Midwest, the Outer Banks, and Alaska
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So after I saw a post by @armoredsuperheavy where they bound their favorite fanfic I was inspired. I totally fell down the rabbit hole of bookbinding. I don't read much fannish works but I do have a collection of paperbacks of smutty romances. I know they aren't built to last but I still wanted to show them some love.

I used to think of these books as "trashy" or "guilty pleasures." But now I feel like, if it's not harmful to anyone, I don't want to ascribe guilt to something I enjoy just because it doesn't live up to someone else's standards.

You can see how the spine warped from my reading. And the cover has a price sticker printed right on it.

The paper edges have also tanned with age. So the first thing I did was gild them. I happened to have an airbrush and gold airbrush paint and that worked perfectly. I did one coat. Let dry. And followed it with a second coat. Some of the pages stuck at the corners but a quick fanning them out fixed that.

Sparkly.

Then came the gory part. Slicing off the cover. I saw a couple of different ways to convert paperback to hardcover. I decided to treat the book like a textblock, reinforce the spine, and do the casebound method. If you want to see a different way DAS Bookbinding on youtube has two videos devoted to a conversion.

I used black cardstock for endpages. Quilting cotton I had on hand for the headbands and to reinforce the spine. Here she is this morning after everything dried:

Today is devoted to doing the cover.

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We're done! I'm so proud. I still have to do lettering. But the case is on and it's beautiful! I definitely made some mistakes but for my first attempt I'm so happy with how it turned out. It makes me want to reread this series now

I love it! The literature we love is nothing to be ashamed of and this is such a great way to honor a book that enriched your life!

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

american workers defending capitalism 

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Politicians arent fictional characters where them being #problematic is excusable "you cant expect them to be perfect" I sure as hell can! Especially if "perfect" here means not fucking over minorities at every turn that's not a high bar to reach

Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

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Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)

It gets better:

might get crucified for this but destiel could’ve been it

if there was a play about an angel who pulled a repressed homosexual man out of hell and fell in love with him then yes i’d post snippet quotes from it. you would too. we all would.

Fucking imagine being a woman in the 16th century, you had to mix your own makeup out of shit that’s disgusting, lethal or both, it takes 8 hours to grind that lead into an applicable powder, the only way to cake it on is so heavily it’ll crack if you smile, and then your neighbour’s ugly husband breathes onion breath on you at church, your whole paint layer dissipates and he calls you a whore.

Did you travel in time and come back just to write this

Temporal wi-fi, I’m texting in church

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won’t change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you…talking to the cockatoo