delithot
There he goes
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armoured ferret
deadkittys
Omg
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am i high asf or does that pinecone have legs
“How. Just... how.”
Carl the Animator: “What?”
Ted the Animator: “You know exactly what I’m talking about.”
Ted the Animator: “Exhibit A. Scooby looking for Shaggy in giant fish pile.”
Ted the Animator: “Scooby pauses, makes this face.”
Carl the Animator: “And what a face it is.”
Ted the Animator: “Scooby reaches in.
Ted the Animator: “Scooby’s arm becomes the color of Shaggy’s shirt for 9 entire frames.”
Carl the Animator: “Oopsies.”
Ted the Animator: “…this goes marginally beyond an ‘oopsies’, Carl.”
Carl the Animator: “It’s an easy mistake. Could happen to anyone.”
Ted the Animator: “Oh, no, that’s not what I find so unbelievable.”
Ted the Animator: “What’s unbelievable is that, after some fish issues…”
Ted the Animator: “…Scooby reaches in…”
Ted the Animator: “…AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN.”
Ted the Animator: “How is it remotely possible to not notice a green dog arm rooting through giant fish, TWICE?!”
Carl the Animator: “…ok, it might have been a little intentional, and I might have always wanted to hear you say that sentence.”
reminds me of the time my ex-boyfriend asked me if I like him more than my babies after like a week of dating and I was like pls
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Wikipedia: Bulletproof Boys Scouts BTS: Beyong The Scenes ARMY: Better Than Sex BigHit: We don’t even know anymore
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real friends hit you with the truth
When you refresh your inbox and someone actually messaged your lonely ass 😂
bitch this boy manages to transform into a totally different person every time what the heck
When an author places a huge death flag on your fave and you notice it immediately
My life
Ok, so, Not-Freddy is just standin’ around,
mindin’ his own business.
But suddenly, oh noes!
A giant… sarcophagus… robot?
…with a fuchsia triangle on its chest?
…that can’t move its arms, but shoots lasers…
…that move slowly enough for you to duck under?
And then, they all abruptly do… uh… a little operating room skit?
And then, Not-Freddy has a mustache over his mask? Because… surgeons are so well-known for their wild-west-villain facial hair, I guess?
And then, she gets a mustache, too? …even bigger than his? …for even less-explainable reasons?
And then, Colin realized he couldn’t tell whether these were actual events in a cartoon he was watching, or just some bizarre fever dream.
If I wake up from this mysterious unreality, I’ll let you know.
“Oh, hey, Ted... do you have a minute?”
Ted the Animator: “…oh no.”
Carl the Animator: “What?”
Ted the Animator: “You’re being calm and polite. That’s never a good sign.”
Carl the Animator: “It’s no big deal, just a quick question. Remember last spring when you said I could direct the aesthetic of the next show ?”
Ted the Animator: “…no? Not at all?”
Carl the Animator: “It was a maybe-3-AM session… you were mumbling, face down, in a plate of pad thai….”
Ted the Animator: “Still no memory, but I do feel overtime should pay more if one wakes up after with noodles on their forehead.”
Carl the Animator: “True. Now, you know the stuff I’m best at, right?”
Ted the Animator: “Stealing my pens?”
Carl the Animator: “No, in animation, you dingus.”
Ted the Animator: “…bumping cels?”
Carl the Animator: “No! Exaggerated action! Smears! Tornado Discus Scooby!”
Ted the Animator: “Ohhhhhhh! Actually, yeah, I can’t deny you’re good at ‘em, even though they come out terrifying half the time.”
Carl the Animator: “That’s no mistake. It’s just the way Shaggy would look if designed by Pablo Picasso. That’s vision, right there.”
Ted the Animator: “…I don’t like where this conversation is headed.”
Carl the Animator: “Look, this’ll be a show for little kids, right? Kids like wild, insane, over-the-top action.”
Ted the Animator: “…I think you’re thinking of BMX bikers, but I get the gist.”
Carl the Animator: “Wild bed-bouncing! Weird motion! Bodies moving all creepy and flowy like sock monkeys filled with jello!”
Ted the Animator: “…wait, what?”
Carl the Animator: “We need smears. Lots of smears. Dozens, if not hundreds, all of the most exquisite nature!”
Ted the Animator: “…4-eyed-Scooby is gonna haunt my nightmares now.”
Carl the Animator: “Constant, madness! It’ll keep the little buggers engaged while mom goes to get a smoke.”
Ted the Animator: “These aren’t 1950s educational shorts, Carl.”
Carl the Animator: “More eyes! As many eyes as the frames can hold! A cornucopia of corneas!”
Ted the Animator: “…um…”
Carl the Animator: “Stretchiness is key as well. The human spine should be a spring that puts Tigger to shame!”
Ted the Animator: “Well… that’s at least a little more normal in animation, ok.”
Carl the Animator: “Stretches that – when compressed horizontally – offer a mortifying vision of the denizens of The Abyss!”
Ted the Animator: “…I stand corrected, and increasingly creeped out.”
Carl the Animator: “Surrealism! Every frame, a–…
…
…ok, I’m all out of monologue. Sanity is restored.”
Ted the Animator: “I don’t know whether to applaud or call a psychiatrist.”
Carl the Animator: “Well, on top of the obvious, wha’d’ya think?”
Ted the Animator: “I’m all for mixing things up, but… won’t it get old, having this much insanity in only one episode?”
Carl the Animator: “…who said anything about one episode? This plus waaaaay more is all gonna happen in the first 3 minutes of episode 1* ”
*no, seriously, it actually does
Ted the Animator: “…ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my.”
Carl the Animator: “Bask in the glory.”
Ted the Animator: “This is either going to be a masterpiece, a disaster, or a disasterpiece.”
Carl the Animator: “Get ready, fine art scene. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo is comin’ to town.”
