YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:
- Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)
- Hissing into the void (Miles)
- Bench pressing a building (Peter B)
- Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)
- Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)
- Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)
- Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)
It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.
you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him
I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!
finally i can reblog my favorite post on this website once again
still the funniest shit in the world
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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