Fermenting in a butch honoring way
I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
[image id: a screenshot of a reddit post. There are two posts. The original post is of the topic, which has a nsfw tag, and says “What is your darkest desire?”
The second post is a reply by reddit user penadryl: “I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes.”]
not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
New more mature way of dealing with being bad at things I thought i would be good at
Sitting whispering to my self " being bad at stuff is normal part of on the way to being good at it" over and over (still angry)
oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva
Anonymous asked:
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive