why cant we understand dogs but dogs can understand us
that was deep homie
I’ve been thinking about this all day, dildo-fuckstorm
When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
HOW
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
I want a doot doot
Give me a doot doot
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
love
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school
How I draw faces
1) circle with lines
2) face, head, neck
3) nose
4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows
5) haaaiiir
6) everything else
thnx 4 help Steph
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
things me and my laptop have in common:
- slow
- difficult to wake up from sleep
- struggles to complete basic tasks
i could watch this for days… and i do!
Sooooo satisfying!
Brave young man knows his fate ……. but takes the step to please his parents

songs to listen to when ur really sad
- mr brightside
- mr brightside
- mr brightside
- somebody told me
- mr brightside
- the killers
- just fucking listen to the killers
I need to go to Specsavers cause I can’t have really seen this on the news…
Kmart deserves commercial of the year
when it’s 3AM but the whole squad is still awake



