You know, if we DO make contact with aliens within the next hundred years-ish, enough people are going to give the Vulcan salute to the first alien they see in real life (whether out of quivering excitement, lol memeitude, or sheer awkward, panicked grasping for the one prominent alien greeting nested in the social conscious) that there's a solid chance that it becomes a thing we're known for as humans.
Live Long and Prosper, my friends.
The Sneaking Smiter
Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
This kills me every single fucking time
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep
can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars
If you like the word “queer” reblog.
Behold: the queer community
I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpoI'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!ngeBob!I'm SpoI'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!ngeBoI'm SpoI'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!ngeBob!I'm SpongeBI'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!ob!b!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob! I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!I'm SpongeBob!
Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run
Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms




















