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Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

If meth were a dog. (via unbecoming12)

Taco Belle

“How’s school going?”

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

I’m crying

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

every line is absolutely wild

@ bae

This is very triggering

I dont think my therapist understands that I cant remember my moods. Like I feel great right now, and its like i’ve always felt like this, then i’ll feel depressed and feel like i’ve felt depressed my whole life. Like dont ask me how my month has been cause I wont remember. 

majestic