he came for his entire life holy shit

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

Best female anthro design:

cursed female anthro design:

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Fish Tiddies

I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place

oh what’s that

how is this show so good

(it says Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Something, who gives a crap. Now playing everywhere forever)

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

Shoot for the moon

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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

bless this post

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Ghostpuppers!

‪ADHD‬ by ‪Zhou Wendou‬. 

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This is lit.

Dude decorates entire room with sharpies. (Source)

wednesday addams makes a friend

okay, but imagine:

wednesday is at the local library with her father, searching the shelves for a book uncle fester told her about dangerous animals in south america. Gomez strikes up a conversation with the elderly librarian mrs. phelps to help wednesday find what they are looking for.

“That one? Or, Mr. Addams - I’m afraid it’s been checked out.”

a squeaky wheel catches wednesday’s attention, and right past her walks a girl with an ENTIRE red-rocket wagon topped full of books. the girl carefully looks over each book and drops them carefully into the book-return

that’s when wednesday sees it - the book she’s been looking for.

wednesday walked slowly up to the girl’s wagon, and touched the cover.

“I just finished that one,” the girl says. wednesday straightens up. “It has a fascinating chapter on the red-bellied piranhas of South America.”

“We’re looking at getting one for Pugsley’s tank,” wednesday says.

“A piranha? It will eat your fish,” she said.

“I’m counting on it.”

“Is Pugsley your fish?”

“My brother.” Wednesday replied.

The girl thought a moment. “You’ll need at least a dozen - they hunt best in schools.”

wednesday just barely smiled, a single corner of her lips turning up. “I’m wednesday addams.” she said, extending a hand.

“Matilda,” the girl replied, shaking her hand. “Matilda Wormwood.”

I think the best part about this is that the Addams would adore her and just shower her with love.

“Wormwood,” says Gomez, enchanted. “What a lovely name.“ 

Don’t forget Miss Honey she would really love the Addams family and they her

She would initially be kind of concerned, but the moment Morticia opened the door and welcomed her and showed such kindness to her own daughter and to Matilda and to Miss Honey herself, as soon as Gomez was a complete gentleman welcoming them into their home, she’d love them. And they would be a little uncertain about her, so soft and sweet and light compared to them, but they would see how she didn’t stare in horror at their decor, and how she nodded along, listening intently, as they talked about Pugsly’s most recent achievements, and they would love her so.

Ok but I wanna play 😭☹️

Me too 😭

This needs to be on ESPN

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

I was on the EDGE of my seat

same energy

I forgot about this one too

the four horsemen