Frankie

Fuck you

worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

...OK LISTEN-!!

Eva Noblezada final Hadestown show on 8/13/23 photography’s taken on and off stage & over years.

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It's happened to Becky Albertalli, who wrote a book about how terrible it is to be outed.

It's happened to Keiynan Lonsdale, who starred in the adaptation of that book.

It's happened to Kit Connor, who starred in a show that makes it clear you don't owe people your sexuality.

This list will only ever get longer, because you are weaponising the concepts of authenticity and "own-voices" to creep into strangers lives to find out some of the most personal things you could find.

"Queer actors for queer roles" is a right idea until all you can focus on is harassing anyone who's not stated they're gay. Forcing them to tell their parents, their whole extended family, their neighbours, their old pre-school classmates, and thousands of people who will never ever even see them in person let alone interact with them.

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When your movie is about Cats is so bad the original writer buys a DOG

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

@xtracheesy

Omg

This is insufferable

I love it

I feel like as a band kid and a piano player this should piss me off more but tbh I think it’s beautiful

Y'all forgot the almighty footer.

^^^Skinny trumpet

Weird ass piano

Indeed a weird ass piano /hj

I got horrible stomach pains and this shits making me laugh for gods sakes that is NOT A PIANO

Of course not, it’s a trumpet!

lore mode

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

Happy trails Eva noblezada 🪶

📷: T Oliver Reid

AMBER, PATRICK AND ANDRE ALL THERE FOR HER FINAL SHOW I CANT OH MY GOD

"Have you ever heard [name of song]" I mean, probably? You need to understand that as a rule I am not aware of the titles of things. I spent the better part of a decade knowing the tune of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by heart from all the radio play but having no idea what it was called because the phrase "black parade" only appears once in the lyrics, and honestly, it's easy to miss!

If I was a small forest creature who'd just been hibernating for the last three months and the brightly colour cartoon personification of the changing season who came by to roust me from my slumber was a morning person, the consequences would be Biblical. I'd be like that one frog that single-handedly plagued all of Egypt, okay? Woe, me be upon you.

a full SAGA of chaos choices in the diner in the centre of your mind

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

The

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

Yeah just a heads up. If you start judging people by bodyshape in any way I'll kick you right in the teeth. Have fun describing someone's face shape as inferior when your jaw is gone

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

It’s always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.