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pirating stuff is always good dont listen to anyone who says not to. use those adfree spotify/youtube apps search up those comics google drives open everything on readcomics emulate every nntendo game ever etc etc life is short and piracy is funny and money isnt real

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YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins in one take and received applause from the Batman Returns crew.

………..

This is some of the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen.

Her whip instructor also taught Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones, and has gone on record saying Michelle is a SIGNIFICANTLY more skilled whip markswoman than Harrison. And as a friend pointed out she was more skilled in a FAR LESS COMFORTABLE AND IMPRACTICAL costume than our good friend Indie. It’s essentially the backwards and in heels phenomenon.

She still has the whip and still knows how to use it.

I’m still amazed that something can actually make those wooshing noises in real life. It feels like a cartoon.

How come we can't just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

I just saw this video essay about why women like true crime and their conclusion was "women watch it to find out how to survive when they become victims." Like that's empowering or something? Women have ALWAYS been consumers of the horror genreπŸ™„πŸ¦‡

Bela Lugosi had this wonderful interview in 1931 about the feminine love of horror, reprinted in full here. And I absolutely recommend reading the when thing but my favorite part is

"It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more."

"It is women who bear the race in bloody agony. Suffering is a kind of horror. Blood is a kind of horror. Women are born with horror in their very bloodstream. It is a biological thing."

I don't know if I completely agree but the idea that he was saying that 90 years ago is worth considering. This isn't new.

it’s honestly so baffling to me that buffy the vampire slayer isn’t a more popular show among people of my generation (i’m gen z). the main characters are a gorgeous, pun-obsessed girl who will wreck your shit without hesitation,Β a lesbian witch who also happens to be a computer genius,Β the biggest himbo who ever existed,Β and their exasperated british librarian father figure, who all need to use their two shared brain cells to save the world every few weeks. these poor chumps also have to tolerate the nonstop clownery of two vampires, one of whom has the social skills of a stale loaf of bread and is the very definition of Broodingβ„’, and the other of whom is snarky as hell and severely emotionally unstable. my point is, it’s absolutely glorious and i better see more of y’all gen z people watching it, because i’m coming for your kneecaps if you don’t😌