Can I interest you in a
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crabonated beverage?

The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.
All times of the day are beautiful.
post it in the tags!!
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah
Yea! And it fucking kicked ass.
and it fucking kicked ass.
What is this nuclear winter Kara we are speaking of 👀
C3E65 「 Imogen & Laudna 」
WARRIOR NUN — SEASON 2 | (2020 -) — an avatrice gif for every episode of season 2
"Just your job?" "Well, and my pleasure."
Before I… crack them open?
....before you put them in here:
the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:
sorry i meant boil not cook
WHAT IS THAT
It's an egg cooker!
It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.
#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove
no egg cup:
egg cup:
but like imagine if canaan house was a reality tv show and had confessionals
🤠 low quality meme for a high quality scene 🤠
I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.
“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”
Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:
[image ID: screen grabs from the scene in Lord of the Rings where Gandalf tries to drive the evil out of Theoden. Gandalf, arm outstretched, looking intense, is labeled, "studios trying to scare me about a lack of new content." Old King Theoden laughing, unaffected, is labeled, "me who just started watching a show from 10 years ago." End ID.]
#image described#I agree with the sentiment#But disagree putting the studios on a heroic character tbh
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