If the dusted were the ones who lived and vice versa
Thanos: There’s only one race…the balanced race…
Spiderman, punching him in the face: WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?
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Shuri: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, THANOS?
Shuri: NO, WHAT’D YOU SAY, DUDE?
Shuri: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?
Shuri: STEP THE FUCK UP, THANOS!
T’Challa: why, god
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Peter, sniffling: i really wish we had antman right now
Wanda: why?
Peter: he could just shrink down and go up thanos’ ass
Stephen:
Stephen: what the fuck, parker
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Bucky: hold my hand, please
Sam: what the fuck dude
Bucky: steve always held my hand when i was scared
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Peter: WWTSD
Shuri: what?
Peter: what would tony stark do?
Stephen: be my lover
Peter: what
Stephen: what
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Nick: man it’d be awesome if carol could come lol
Everyone:
Nick: she could just…beat the shit out of thanos and pet goose at the same time
Everyone:
Stephen: who the fuck is carol?
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Bucky: now that steve is gone i can curse now
Bucky: fuck
Bucky, shuddering:
Sam: what’s wrong?
Bucky: i think steve just got mad at me from the afterlife
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Peter: as the alpha peter
Peter: why do you get to be alpha peter, quill?
Peter: because i’m taller