U know what no Taylor born on a leap day and can’t do the math so he thinks he’s 19 he’s really 16 & has only celebrated his bday on the actual day 4 times thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Scary’s tummy may not actually hurt, but mine sure does
Ok. This is improving my mood
Oh fuck yeah.
It might also improve your mood to see Jim Henson’s doodle for this guy:
As much as i hate JKR i will not tolerate any slander or hatred aimed towards the kids that get casted in the Harry Potter reboot.
If they get accurate aged kids then they’re gonna be between 10-12/13 years old to represent year 7’s (11-12.) Chances are they’re child actors aiming for a big break which shouldn’t be biased on who they author of the books are or they are being pushed by their parents which is something that happens more often than not.
I refuse. point blank refuse to fuckin ‘cancel’ any kids casted. They are children and they deserve a chance.
I won’t be watching it. But i will not obliterate a child’s chances to succeed based on a woman’s shitty view of human beings
This is why the best thing to do isn't to hatewatch the show, or to meme on it, or drag it down. The best thing to do is starve it for viewers.
The kids on the show aren't the problem. They're innocent in this.
You wanna hurt the producers, the directors, the people actively contibuting to the issue?
Don't watch the show. Don't talk about the show. Ignore it.
Transphobes will pump up the view count for a bit purely for the sake of transphobia, just like they did with Hogwarts Legacy. And then, also like Hogwarts Legacy, the popularity will fade and the majority of transphobes, who don't like this stupid series and only pretend to for the sake of being antisemitic, transphobic pricks... will move on.
Ignore it and let it die. That's the safest option to starve JKR's popularity and wallet and also to protect the kids on the show.
The 2023 Gender Census is now open!
[ Link to survey ]
The 10th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 9th May 2023.
It’s short and easy, about 5 minutes probably.
After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 40,000 responses last year.
Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
Thank you so much!
[ Link to survey ]
Image credit: Avery at Tradescantia Hub
Monday 10th April 2023
So far so good, the survey has been open for about 8 hours and there are almost 6,000 responses! Keep 'em coming, folks!
If you're into this sort of thing, I've made the usual public spreadsheet of data-crunching, which I'm hoping to update manually twice a day or so. (Probably more often towards the beginning of the survey, while everything is busy!)
It compares this year's participation with the previous two years, and gives some info about ages and locations of participants, plus how everyone's finding the survey this year.
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!
bring this back
may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases
i miss PSYCH! and NOT!!
happy international women's day to anyone who feels maybe kinda sorta like a woman today
Happy international women’s day to scary marlowe, girl who’s done nothing wrong in the world ever
Personally I don’t believe the goblin joke cause Willy’s hatred of the Closes. Glenn had already been disproportionately fucked over by the o dads. You know what I think did cause it? Stud’s crush on Meryl. Imagine every fucking day your stupid uncle talks about this goddamn actor and your a homophobe and a serial killer. Mayhaps you would vow to fuck over his bloodline always and forever.
king of christmas hell = the most pathetic divorced wet cat of a man
Freddie playing dnd with himself is possibly the funniest thing to ever happen. Also bonus of Jimmy roasting Freddie for his improv.
[Audio Transcript:
[Instrumental Highway to Hell plays]
Taylor: Wait wait wait wait!
Link: What’s up Taylor?
Taylor: Throw me.
Link: Thr-
Taylor:Like a javelin. Into the guitar.
Normal: [gasps]
Link: Okay
Matt: What am I rolling?
Anthony: You’re rolling a ranged attack, cuz you’re throwing a thing at a thing
Matt: Uhh I rolled an 18
Anthony: Okay so Freddie, as Glenn, roll opposed perception, see if you notice this thing coming for your axe.
Freddie: 19 plus 5 24
Matt: Jeez-
Will: Fuck
Anthony: Okay so you know that the thing is coming towards your axe, you can choose how to react to that
Freddie: I think I’m gonna just spin around and roundhouse kick this object out of the air
Matt: Come on, you need to help out as Taylor. As he notices them
Jimmy: [laughs] no! I think Glenn’s more important
Matt: As- as Taylor, you should say-
Freddie: But as Taylor, Taylor anticipates the move, you know what I’m saying?
[laughter]
Jimmy: Don’t you have to roll for this?
Freddie: No no no! Because-
Matt: I- I just think-
Will: This is the rest of the episode, I’m just telling you in advance
Beth: Yeah
Anthony: I just gave Freddie a blue boxing glove and a red boxing glove and he’s just hitting himself with both hands over and over
[laughter]
Freddie: And they’re like, this is the most fun I’ve ever had! So Taylor’s anticipating the worst possible outcome so he’s steeled himself for it. So he’s going to adjust his spin trajectory-
[laughter]
Freddie: As it’s spiraling, Taylor’s gonna be like
Anthony: [high pitched laughing]
Taylor: He’s making a move!
Freddie: And then Taylor’s gonna like throw his head around the other direction to like change the directory of the fucking- you know what I’m saying dude? So then this candy cane-
Anthony: [still laughing but sounding more like a seal than a human] Then what does Glenn do when he sees this happening?
Beth [overlapping]: Oh my god
Matt [overlapping]: No!
Jimmy: [Laughs]
Freddie: Yeah, you see that Glenn, Glenn knows-
Matt: Wait, what muscles are you using?
Will: Let him cook, let him cook!
Anthony: [seal-like laughter has returned]
Jimmy: [laughs] oh
Freddie: You see, but you see, Glenn knows. Glenn knows that this-
Matt: [laughs]
[someone hits the table cuz they’re laughing a bunch]
Freddie: this trajectory – [dissolves into laughter]
Beth: Oh my god
Jimmy: This is like-
Anthony: [Still dying of laughter]
Freddie: So! So Glenn interrupts, Glenn holds a fucking sick twisted bend on the fucking 12th fret of the B-string as he turns around and grabs the candy cane out of the air dude! And then he’s face to face with Taylor and he’s like
[everyone is laughing throughout]
Glenn: Heh, you think you’ve got what it takes to defeat me?
Freddie: [laughing] and then Taylor, okay-
[everyone laughs for a solid 6 seconds, also Anthony still sounds like a seal]
Freddie: Taylor goes
Taylor: You’re quicker than I thought old man
[everyone laughs even louder for 8 full seconds]
Freddie: And Glenn goes
Glenn: Heh, nothing personnel kid
Freddie: And he throws- and he throws the fucking candy cane into like space! Like as hard as he can
[everyone laughing]
Matt: He just throws it up and it never comes down?
Anthony: [more seal like noises]
Freddie: Like he launches that shit dude. He launches that shit with all of his might
[everyone laughing]
Someone ??: Oh my god
Freddie: What was that, athletics? Athletics I think?
Beth: [laughs]
Jimmy: So we’re going with this right?
Freddie: It’s athletics Anthony?
Jimmy: [laughs] Anthony is dead
Will: He’s done
Jimmy: Anthony can’t even talk [laughter]
Will: He’s fully deactivated
Matt: Anthony died
Jimmy: He can’t even move! No sound’s coming out of his mouth
[laughter]
Anthony: [gasping for breath]
Matt: Anthony’s died
Anthony: [sobbing from laughter noises]
Jimmy: Yeah now he’s crying adequately
Freddie: Aw fuck
Beth: Oh my god
Anthony: [still out of breath] okay, yeah it’s athletics
Freddie: okay. [laughs] So Glenn rolls a six plus seven 13 and is like
Glenn: Heh, Not my best throw
[laughter]
[music fades out]
Matt: I was gonna say you could give him the big like you know sad eyeballs and be like grandpa you know. It’s like, give him something to make him- to faze him
Jimmy: Well technically, he’s not his grandpa
Freddie: Yeah technically no.
Matt: W- well he cares
Freddie: Technically Jodie’s my grandpa
Jimmy: Yeah technically I’m your grandpa
Matt: Oh how’re you related to Glenn
Jimmy: [aggressively] He’s Not!!
Freddie: I’m not
Matt: Oh you’re not
Jimmy: Canonically
Freddie: Yeah he’s just like, a guy
Matt: Oh, yeah
Anthony: Spiritually kind of-
Matt: But like Taylor doesn’t care
Jimmy: Spiritually because it’s Freddie behind the wheel both times
Freddie: Spiritually kind of in the same way like, I playing guitar am spiritually connected with Stevie Ray Vaughan but I’m not related to him whatsoever, ya know
Anthony: Yeah
Freddie: We share a bond through the kinship of music
Jimmy: And Taylor and Glenn share a bond through the kinship of this is just how Freddie improvises
[laughter]
End Transcript]
I know the F stands for Fitzgerald but in my mind he will always be John Fucking Kennedy
“The “Judeo-Christian tradition” was one of 20th-century America’s greatest political inventions.”
ITS DONE‼️ speedran this animatic over the course of . thhrreeee days 😬
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