kamoi
this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023
Ah yes, me, my husband to be Sidon and is the love of his life Link
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
they go on adventures together, backyardigans style
first rule of ygo spinoffs is Have Fun second rule of ygo spinoffs is Accept Into Your Heart That Characters in The Spinoffs Can and Will Be as Deep as DM Characters, Often Times Even Moreso, third rule of ygo spinoffs is Have Extra Deck Swag
It's 2023. It's time to make a new trollsona.
NAME: Kippyr Wulton
HANDLE: eclecticConservator
TYPING QUIRK: "shortenin stuff where i can. cant be typin all day. you got somethin for me? spit it out. i got somethin for you? i'll keep it to three sentences or less."
(Preference towards shortened sentences with clipped words. They prefer brevity and function in communication over flourish and theatrics.)
LUNAR PREFERENCE: Derse Dreamer
CLASSPECT: Seer of Mind
Your name is KIPPYR WULTON. You live in a SHACK in the WOODS. You've always preferred a life of privacy, and you love all of the not worrying about being killed in your sleep that not living in a city affords you.
Another perk of your rural living choices is the absolute wealth of STUFF in the willderness. COLLECTING and APPRECIATING all of your WICKED COOL TREASURE gives you life. You tend to have a keen eye for value in what others might see as usless. Your friends often call you a KLEPTOMANIAC and a HOARDER, but you prefer to see yourself as an APPRAISER and CURATOR. This interest of yours is fueled by the fact that the woods surrounding your house are jam-packed with DUNGEONS and CRYPTS, ripe for the picking! You can't keep everything in your pockets, even if you are wearing your iconic TWO JACKETS, so you try not to leave the house without your trusty SATCHEL.
Whenever you're not plundering and indexing your many prizes and curios, you're otherwise a HABITUAL DABBLER. You absolutely love getting little tastes of everything. Yesterday you picked up beatboxing. The week before that you were learning to weld. Tomorrow, who knows! You've heard that SPEEDRUNNING is pretty fun, maybe you'll get into that. Most of the time, however, you tend to just FUCK AROUND and PHILOSOPHIZE about utter bullshit. Everything is connected somehow, and you love to TRACK PATTERNS in all things.
Kippyr's main ability is their research and development into the RPS chart, which is of course an ontologically infallibe rulebook to the warring forces of the universe (it's Rock Paper Scissors).
At the start of the story, the RPS chart is fairly small, looking something like this.
Though as their session continues it grows larger and larger, until it contains a comprehensive list if all things (physical and conceptual) in the universe, including how they connect and interact with each other.
Kippyr's strength is that they can access anything they might need in their satchel, which is eventually upgraded to act as effectively infinite hammer space.
As a Seer of Mind player, they break down problems into steps and work backwards until they have a solution. Most of their session involves progressively crazier and more bombastic reveals, like how they figured out "Two-ton steel porcupine" instantly beats "Gate 1 boss, Tr'ullia Gobmaw", or the shocking reveal that the perfect counter to "Lock carved by the ancients" was, in fact, "Napkin folded up into a paper frog and set on the ground for a week".
Studying this list is something Kippyr dedicates YEARS of their life to. Their end-game gear allows them to access different volumes of knowledge stored on external mental hard drives, as their limited mortal mind couldn't possibly understand the RPS fractal all at the same time. Also, when they need to fetch an ID number for an item on the chart, it's represented by a double-sided barcode printed out on an old timey stock ticker.
Also here's their planet.
It's 2023. It's time to make a new trollsona.
i could not resist
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES DUDE!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!
extremely funny thing i just realized is how cosplay unfriendly this character is on accounta they are always wearing at least 2 coats.
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
it’s been an honor serving with you all
suddenlyoranges
wait what the fuck
i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
IT’S ME BOY THE ANIMAL SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE LION WE DON’T NEED HIM EAT THE CRYSTAL AND DIGEST IT WE’LL HAVE SAVOURY TIMES IN DUNGEON DO DO DO DO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION
Important question!
Bonus! Reblog, add where you're from and whether you'd call it something else if it were a gas stove instead of electric.
From the U.K.
The actual glowy coil is the heating element, the whole assemblage is the hob. If it were a gas stove it would be a hob composed of burners instead of elements. On account of how they burn gas, which this thing doesn't, which is why it is not a burner.