legend 🙌
he is DETERMINED to cuddle with the kitty that doesn’t like him lmao
LITTLE MAN WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!
did you really think the battle would be over so easily? heh… fools. i haven’t even begun to cry
This should not be left in the tags
Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
Count em
Well first of all there's this guy
Nothing wrong with me
overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical
hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.
this also extends to the ability to wall climb
overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:
- contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities
- parkour
STOPPP watching movies and shows there are almost certainly weird bugs on the window right now and you're ignoring them for the devil's illusions
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i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people
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first apartment checklist
i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together!
- fog machine
this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw
i keep thinking i'm gonna have a "finding out firefox-official" moment in college but literally nobody i've met even knows what tumblr is. i get in a good convo with the most alt niche queer whatever person i've seen that day and i glance at their phone and i see a tiktok notification. the world is in shambles
ABCDEFGHI KLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
24/26
this isn't about him
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
ok I'm standing up
me when i'm the real slim shady
you cant post shit on this web site
