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Me on a Friday night

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

bruh. i think ign snapped

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

i am a gay goblin. the day i sit in a chair correctly is the day i die.

happy birthday lesbians. thank you for keeping society intact and functional as well as fun and sexy

-It’s postcard time-

I hope to make poscards of this design to sell!

the way teenagers are presented in media is so fucking funny like u think this is how sixteen year olds speak. do u think they really communicate in dramatic monologues and deep metaphors and references to great literature. half my high school didn’t know what a metaphor was.

It’s ok, you can say Riverdale

‪Listening to I Want To Break Free by Queen at 3am literally makes you want to drop out of college, fall in love, sell everything you own, buy a minivan and road trip across the Italian countryside ‬

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