the-walking-one
Gonna start appending “while gay” to everything I do
*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner
to any new users joining from reddit, this is what we call a “meme:”
it’s basically an epic image and you repost the image to show how cool you are!!
DO NOT CONSUME THE ORB
THE ORB IS NOT EDIBLE. IT WILL NOT GIVE YOU INTELLIGENCE. IT WILL GIVE YOU THE SHITS
i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
Very beautiful
Very powerful
They’re already trending in our hearts
every proposed twitter replacement is called some shit like Yippee! and you have to pass a drug test to use it
I buy myself flowers. No one else ever will. Drive to Trader Joe's, get some good snacks, pretend what it's like with the future I want in my own little place on my own little time.
I'm supposed to be guaranteed 40 hours. I have 32. I kept my mouth shut. I'm so excited to have the day to myself tomorrow, work a few days, then spend the rest of the week with good friends