Source: Screen Rant
I cannot stress enough how much this has sent me spinning. He’s a FUCKING SUGARBABY??? A KEPT MAN??? A TROPHY HUSBAND??? THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE: A BOYTOY???
Heavens bless Rian Johnson. I am LIVING.
Obsessed. Actively rotating them around in my head.
A moment of light during the siege
It really does feel like that
You kissed me once when we were drunk, and now I’m nervous when we meet, I got nothing below my feet.
Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, “flex” on a girl who’s concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandora’s box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this box…this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!
Wow Spotify Wrapped is getting really personal
there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
"I was written by a man." "I was written by a woman." That's cute. I was written by Kafka. My life is a horrific labyrinth of confusion, misfortune, existential dread, and chronic self-loathing.
i just know molly graham googled will's name one time saw the 300 tattlecrime articles then chose to marry him anyway. same girl
babygirl.
also, babygirl.

another babygirl.
the original babygirl.
babygirl also.
you guessed it, babygirl.
this one is not babygirl. this is ick.
Screenshots for S2 E1 of Children Ruin Everything 🎉🎉
So Aaron Abrams is in a new show called Children Ruin Everything. Here are some screenshots to encourage you to watch! It’s streaming on Roku in the US & is on CTV in Canada. Season 2 is out on September 19th on CTV (if you’re in the US & impatient like me wait a day & use VPN to watch on CTV’s website!)
“We walked so they could run”
OH Hey!! So I lost access to my account for about 2 weeks because someone changed the email associated with this account! It was terrible! Anyway I guess the scam is that someone turned on the “Tip” function on this account and was trying to get Stripe to give them that money. Stripe closed the account because idk there’s only so many times a normal person tips $2.99 before AI gets suspicious.
ANYWAY TL;DR: scammers gonna scam & do yourself a favor and do 2 step authentication
Salt preserves food because it smells like the ocean and mold doesn't know how to swim and gets scared









