The most active server currently. (Full disclosure: I am a mod here.) Tends to be more interested in transformative aspects of fandom, has significant interest in more minor characters and multishipping.
Less active these days, but a wealth of archival material. Tends to be more interested in the canon aspects of fandom and a stronger focus on the main characters and ‘ship.
just saw someone ask if podfic is really necessary… my dude it is the year of our lord 2018 and every mediocre white man with an external mic records himself talking shit about your favorite childhood tv shows and gets PAID for it, let me listen to this Voltron fic in peace please
Podfic is absolutely necessary. If I could get away with never reading a fic in text again I would do it in a heartbeat.
My eyeballs are dry, my time resource is thin, my field of fucks is barren, my attention ledger is in the red, my timeturner is too rusty to work past 9PM anymore, and my WiFi is random. If I want to read with my eyes, my To Be Read pile of published books is piled to the ceiling. If podfic doesn’t work for you, that’s fine, but it’s one of the only things that work for me.
So do let me enjoy fandom a way that is functionally available to me and super fun to boost. Let me enjoy fanworks on public transport, while working, while cleaning dishes, while falling asleep, and while drawing. Let me enjoy a highly personalised, human, fandom-savvy, friendly voice in my ears making me cry in laughter and in pain, hold my thoughts through the good and the bad.
I watched the mystery of the abyss movie for the first time last night and ohhhhh my god. hello. HELLO?? I'm. they. augh. heihua gets to me in some kind of way for real. like. christ.
This man is POWERFUL™ he just walks in there and starts STRIPPING DOWN like he doesn’t have a fucking care in the WORLD. Then he Asserts His Dominance and tells Pangzi to SHUT UP!!! This boy Knows he’s Pretty As Fuck. EVERYONE knows he’s Pretty As Fuck. Do we thank the director for the Pretty Titties?? Or Liu Chang himself?? I just?? love?? that there is NO ACTUAL REASON he needs to strip except to Show Off those Tits. (bonus points for Wu Xie and Xiao Ge’s Interested Gazes 👀 but ALSO!! these Titties are INDEPENDENT and they don’t NEED no man!!!)
Reboot!Xiao Ge pt.1 -2/10
He looks Wet and Miserable™. I just want to wrap him up in a blanket and plop him in front of a fire. Why?? Is he?? Shirtless???? Was the monster THAT Thirsty™ for Xiao Ge’s Titties?? Did it tear that shirt from his body in lustful rage???? Or was it just determined for Wu Xie to get an Eye Full?? We’ll never know. RIP Weird Lustful Monster and Useless Shirt. I laughed to hard at this scene to truly miss your twin demise. The tits are HORRIFIED!!! They CANNOT let Wu Xie see them like this!!!!!!!!
Li Cu 3.5/10
He’s a Whole Cutie™ bUT!! he is a BABY™ i CANNOT look at him with a Lustful Gaze!!! he is my SON!!!!!!!! He mostly gets points for having the body confidence to strip after the Awful Ordeal that is his poor back!! YOU GO BABY!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU !! Also!! He gets points for just/ shucking off his clothes like a kid!! Much to Wu Xie’s amusement! xD Li Cu and Liu Sang should really meet!! They’ve got a lot in common here!
He is a Whole Hottie™ but!! This Wu Xie is also a Dumb Baby Twink™. Plus, he harasses us (mE!! I mean ME!!!) with his Whole Sweaty Heaving Chest within MINUTES of the VERY first episode!! And I!! CANNOT handle the secondhand embarrassment!!!!! So sorry honey 😔 You’re just a Baby and I wanna cover you up with Xiao Ge’s own hands.
Zhang (DADDY) Rishan ?!?!?!?!?!?!!/10
HIS SHIRT GETS BLOWN OFF!!!!!!!!!!! HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!! GETS!!!!!!!!!! B L O W N O F F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those bombs look one look at this Tired Grandpa™ and went “this grandpa is a hOTTIE” and then they gave their lives to prove it. (Liang Wan you Horny girl I LOVE that you get to Top your Tired Hottie Grandpa! I LOVE that for you!!!!) This scene brought me to tears. Of alughter, you must understand. And confusion. And possibly fear.
I was so overcome that regaled the entire thing to every single one of my coworkers. One of them ALSO burst into tears. I’ve never heard her laugh so hard. This was also my third week of knowing her. Now whenever I mention a new drama she asks if anyone’s shirt gets blown off. It not, then she deems it Unworthy™
Ultimate Note!Xiao Ge 12/10
There is Touching 👀 LOOK at the slope of his shoulders!!The curve of his torso!! The angle of his arms!! Those nips are PERKY and they are HAPPY to see Wu Xie✨ these Titties are PREENING💖 Highly Recommend. WOULD look at Xiao Ge’s Tits being Lustful for Wu Xie again.
Ultimate Note!Xiao Ge pt.2 1/10
He is sWeAtY. In the immortal words of Wu Xie: “why?? is Xiao Ge??? shirtless?????????” Those tits are NOT having a fun time. How could they?? Wu Xie isn't there?? They weren't PREPARED ok??? When Pangzi took the picture they were not PREPARED!!!!!! Xiao Ge's Titties: ?!?!!?! PANGZI!! D:> HOW COULD U!!!!!! Did you even get our GOOD side???
Ultimate Note!Xiao Ge pt.3 2000/10
I know this takes place right after the sWeAtY pic but ? there is?? A WORLD of difference???? Xiao Ge is resting after some Physical Exertion and BOY HOWDY he sure does wish it involved Wu Xie!! This Xiao Ge is GLISTENING✨ in a Pleasing way! Look at the placement of his hANDS? Those THIGHS?? OH SORRY EXCUSE ME we are only supposed to be looking at the TITS!! WELL!! Those tits are Glistening✨ too!! What Fabulous Tits💖 PROUD AND POWERFUL ✨
Wu Xie would probably give this a 20000000/10. He’d hang this pic up on his wall next to his Shirtless Xiao Ge Calendar. (Xiao Ge: why am I doing this..?? Wu Xie: it’s for CHARITY!!! *wipes away nosebleed* Pangzi: ok but wHY am /I/ the cameraman?!?!??)
Reboot!Xiao Ge pt.2 10000000000000000000000000000000/10
After that Drowned Cat Look™ the boi needed to redeem himself (and get some self care!!) and WOWZERS he certainly DELIVERS✨
This SENSUAL and HILARIOUS scene deserves more pics but unfortunately I am about to hit the 10 pic limit so you will just have to recall the way Pangzi ritualistically pours water over Xiao Ge’s Perfectly Sculpted Body. Look at those droplets bounce right off that golden skin. They can’t take it. Instead death. It’s too much for them. It’s too much for ME. Pangzi and Xiao Ge are havin’ a GRAND ol’ time here!! Pangzi’s just like LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME BOI!!! LOOK AT HIM!! I BET UR JEALOUS and the thing is the lesbian IS jealous!! But she’s jealous of the TATTOO!!!!!! Their little smirks in this scene are SO CUTE!!! Bonus points for Pangzi telling Xiao Ge: “When you get to the middle of your life, you end up selling your body….this is all for Wu Xie, okay?” (Xiao Ge’s Titties: BUCKLE UP BITCHES WE’RE DOIN THIS FOR WU XIE GOTTA LOOK OUT BEST)
TLT1!Xiao Ge ∞/10
And finally…we have the OG Titties™. The ones that started it all.
Nothing will ever top the confusion of suddenly seeing Xiao Ge shirtless. (where did his shirt go?? Where?? Is it lost?? Do we need to put up missing signs??? Wu Xie would probably just tear them all down) nOTHING will top realizing that you’re suddenly gonna have to keep tearing your Lustful Gaze from Xiao Ge’s Beautiful Tits for the rest of the season. Poor Xiao Ge only ripped that shirt from his own perfect body to make WU XIE stare at his tits. Unfortunately for him, he’s got a Dumb Oblivious Twink™ on his hands. The only ones who truly appreciate those Tits are the Audience. (“look at my Tits, Wu Xie. LOOK at them!!!”) Instead of preening under Wu Xie’s Lustful Gaze, Xiao Ge’s gotta keep shoving his tits in Wu Xie’s face until we get to the Titular(HA!) Scene (pictured above) when Wu Xie finally Gets IT. His brain and dick don’t know what to do so he ends up Bluescreening.
Also?? Can we talk about??? How we can see Xiao Ge’s tattoo the ENTIRE TIME????? Boi is SO HOT for Wu Xie he’s popping a boner the whole time!! A tattoo boner!! (or are Xiao Ge's Tits just secretly That Blushy??)
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Overall I 10000% support ALL the DMBJ Titties. Even the Wet and sWeAtY ones. I think in general they just need a little Wu Xie to perk them up 👀
Thank you for attending this Ted Talk. We’d also like to thank our sponsor Wu Xie for all his Lustful Energy 💖
