when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

I walk into the bedroom and I see Kattie being the little spoon. There is no room for me.

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G L I M P S E I N T O R E A L I T Y

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

As a cat owner, I can confirm 50% of the time I am kissing my cats soft head and telling her how much she means me, and the other 50% I’m angrily telling her not to eat plastic

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neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.