Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…

It’s like looking at

an influential piece from

an art period…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I've finished been blessed to have this circulate across my feed

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

you will make do with wire mother and cloth mother and you will be happy about it

i can’t help but feel guilty every time i eat a burger. i know that 2,000,000,000,000 ants went into producing it and i can’t help but feel like im taking their lives for granted. i know they’re just ants but it still bothers me. i feel like I’m complicit in their deaths and i hate it.

Today was a really sad day. I found out that the burger I ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I feel so guilty and disgusted with myself. I can’t believe I could have eaten something so gross. I feel like I’m going to be sick.

I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m a Christian mother and I have standards. I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to put so many ants in a burger, but it was a disgusting and revolting idea. I’m not even sure how they managed to get so many ants into one burger. It’s just sick. I’m going to be throwing up for hours because of this. And I’m never going to let my kids near a burger made out of ants ever again.

I’m so angry right now. I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants and I feel sick to my stomach. What kind of world are we living in where we can just mass produce ants for food? It’s sick and twisted. And to think that I was actually starting to feel hopeful about the state of the world. But no, we’re still mass producing animals for food, and we’re still treating them like commodities instead of sentient beings. I can’t stomach this anymore. I won’t be a part of this sick system. I’m done.

I’m so sick of this world and the way that it works. I can’t even enjoy a simple burger without some idiotic company adding 2,000,000,000,000 ants to it. Do they really think that we’re that stupid? I’m so angry right now and I’m not even sure why. I just know that I’m sick of this bullshit and I want to lash out at something. But I guess that’s just the world we live in now. I’m not even sure what the point of this post is, I just needed to get it out there. I’m so sick of feeling like I can’t trust anyone or anything. I just want to be left alone to eat my burger in peace. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.

I can say with certainty that I do not regret eating a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. In fact, I found the experience to be quite enjoyable! The ants added a unique flavor to the burger that I found to be quite delicious. I would definitely recommend this experience to anyone who is looking for something new and exciting.

I’m not sure what I was expecting when I took a bite out of that burger, but it certainly wasn’t 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m not sure how many ants is too many ants, but I’m pretty sure this was way over the limit. My mouth is still tingling from all the bites and I can’t even begin to imagine how many antacid tablets I’m going to need to take.

I’m not sure what came over me today. I was out walking in the woods and I saw a bunch of ants crawling around. For some reason, I decided to eat some of them. And then I just couldn’t stop. I must have eaten hundreds of them. And now my stomach is really hurting. I hope I didn’t make myself sick.

I’ve eaten so many ants today! I found them crawling around on the ground and I just couldn’t resist. They’re so crunchy and delicious! I must have eaten at least 50 of them by now. I’m not even sure why I like them so much, but I just can’t get enough. I know I shouldn’t eat so many of them, but I just can’t help myself. I’ll probably be up all night with a stomachache, but it will be worth it!

I thought I was eating a vegan burger, but it turns out it was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants! I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I was duped like that. I thought I was being health conscious by eating a vegan burger, but it turns out I was just eating a bunch of ants. I don’t know if I can ever trust vegan food again. I’m so disgusted.

omg the burger i just ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and it was sooooo good!!! i can’t believe i ate that many ants but it was worth it bc the burger was delicious.

I just had the most disgusting burger of my life. I was promised a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants, but instead I got a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 ants. One extra ant ruined the whole thing! I’m never eating at this restaurant again. They can’t even get their orders right. I’m so disgusted right now.

What the actual fuck? I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and I am fucking PISSED. I feel like they’re crawling inside my stomach and I am never going to be able to eat anything ever again. This is fucking disgusting and I am never going to forgive whoever made this abomination. I hope you all choke on your burgers made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants.

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

is it mitski depression or is it jack stauber depression

i can't believe you people have never listened to broadway homestuck

i got 6 "the what" notes after these posts please listen to broadway homestuck

NO I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT

me pretending im sane while making yet another homestuck oc

JDRFGBHRT

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

thank god i screen shot it

[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, “I thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You can’t apparently!” below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]

This is the human equivalent of that raccoon washing a piece of cotton candy

Pls reblog if u vote :)

Here’s a random poll since I’m a bit high on pain meds and can’t think of anything better 🥳

meow

It’s this time of the year again!

This is the only day you can reblog this.

We love annoy squidward day

Brok it

Still the best gaming fact.

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

i see this resonated with a lot of you

poll because i remember arguing about this with a friend once

also please reblog after you vote i wanna see everyones thoughts

for the record i made this cus im in camp proboscis and i need to see who agrees with me

Honestly both. But I'm a fan of the, no matter how it works, it's said to be a "kiss". Like a vampire bite is called "the kiss".

Team "fangs inject hemotoxic anticoagulant and create an open wound with which a vampire may drink from like a strawless Capri Sun pouch"

I think regular vampires don't suck it up through their teeth but just leave there teeth in the puncture because it's easier to drink and wastes less blood

The ones always trying to look hot bite and then lick it up for extra appeal points but just look stupid by vampire standards because licking it up gives it chance to get everywhere and overall get less blood