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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Process of Gentle Current✨✍️

Music composed by Ryan Camus http://www.ryancamus.com/

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

bisexuals be like im gonna sit in a position so uncomfortable

they’re girlfriends

you know how some animals are born with legs that are too long for their tiny bodies, like deer and horses? what if baby dragons were born with stupid big wings that they had to grow into

baby man. little baby. little baby man.

he wings too big for he gotdamn him

Bahareh Babaei (Homa Art Gallery) 2014 Acrylic and pencil on canvas 120x120 cm.

same energy

OP the tags are fantastic.

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

A collection

Further proof

(2019) by Ana Flávia

do not repost without permission from the artist

Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now I’m on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I’ve seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5 hours

Don’t know if the scream was the kitten or the raccoon just being a raccoon and no idea if kitten is injured but here I am at 1:44am sitting in my deck with a hockey stick and very sleep deprived guarding this dumbass kitten who won’t come out from under the deck

Kitten is too light to trigger the cage to close so I’ve got a bottle and string rig set up. Been trying to catch this backyard goblin for 4 days now. Just living under our deck lol

The orphaned kitten in question who refuses to be caught but loves wet food

CAUGHT

We live in the drawer and are Very Feral and Very Spooky but the rage is melting away a little bit everyday

We’ve got really bad ringworm but look how far we’ve come!! We had our first vet appointment earlier this week and we’re doing so great despite the ringworm and intestinal parasites. We even had our first bath this week.

We have unlocked some levels

Thought I’d update y’all! We’re currently fostering this bébé after trapping him when he was living under our deck for about five days.

We’ve been calling him Woodley; he’s about 9/10 weeks old with a really bad case of ringworm that’s resulted in almost complete hair loss of his tail. He had his first round of vaccines and dewormer and is being treated for the ringworm and some intestinal parasites.

He is an incredibly spicy foster baby. I’ve fostered around 28 feral kittens (most from the neonatal age) because I used to be a veterinary technician. Somehow even after my employment I just keep finding feral kittens. The curse of the vet tech lmao

Anyway, he’s getting boosters and his FeLV (feline leukemia) test in a few weeks and will have been about a month into his ringworm treatment by then and hopefully can get him into a rescue group while still fostering him because we have a cat dad extraordinaire adult cat who LOVES foster kittens and teaches them the all important cat socialization, grooming, and healthy play.

Unsure about coat length, I would guess he’ll be a medium hair. As for his color, he seems to be a chocolate colored kitty but who knows if it stays that way. We’ve had him for 2.5 weeks now and it’s some real slow socialization progression but he’s really made some strides in the past two days and demands snugs now (even though he forgets who I am the minute I put him down lmao).

Here’s hoping we don’t end up with a fourth cat lmao

Update: we are completely medically cleared!!! Ringworm has healed, no more intestinal parasites and we are FIV/FeLV negative. Woodley had his second vet appointment yesterday and got the all clear and his booster vaccines. Now we can really focus on finding him a loving home!

Woodley got to meet our cat Fletcher today who is cat dad extraordinaire and he also posed for a mini photo shoot

A handsome bébé

Please enjoy some recent photos of Woodley who I think is going to be an enormous cat lmao. His personality has really started to shine and he’s just such a sweet and playful kitten. Also his fur is growing longer! He is becoming a fluffy man! We are in danger of having a fourth cat at this point!!

Ask and ye shall receive

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

rb to give all your mutuals a hug and fruit of their choice <3

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

this bitch gets it

high school theatre is such a gift to the world. where else are you going to witness a visibly stoned Oberon wander off stage mid scene and be manhandled back on by Puck saying “my fairy king, don’t you want to give me some orders right about now? say, involving a flower?”