we are what we are

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

2010-2012 Ford Fusion

2017-2019 Ford Escape

1958-1960 Chevrolet Impala

1948-1952 Hudson Commodore

i heard a song once // about falling in love with your best friend

i’d give about anything // to hear that song again

last summer i was // singin along with my favorite band

every word they’d scream // was neon green

and i already knew i’d fallen apart

but that’s the first time i’d noticed

that i was slowly // but surely // comin back together

i heard a song once // made me cry on the drive back to michigan

comin in slow // through lansing at 3 am

i sat in the driveway // let the car run

i’ve been gone // for way too long

and i wanted to call you

or just show up at your house or something

even though i knew // it wouldn’t make me feel any better

last summer i was // trying not to fall in love with anyone

because there was way // too much work // to get done

last summer i was // living down in bloomington

it had been so long // since i felt young

and maybe i was just running away

as if that’s such a bad thing

to try // and make // my life better

i heard a song once // about falling in love with your best friend

i’d give about anything // to hear that song again

paragraph of all time. and well it’s possible i may be too goatspilled on this one but this song lowkey FUCKS cmonnn john u know u want to play it live sooo bad

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

Jesus fucking Christ dude. A house show in Minneapolis got shot up. Two guys walked up, unloaded into the crowd, and ran off. One dead and six injured.

Yeah. Okay. News stories were kinda making it sound like it was more Senseless Minneapolis Urban Violence, but folks that were there are saying this seems like a targeted attack on the venue and the scene for being trans positive. My fucking hometown scene got hit by a fucking terror attack.

Give em money. Everyone involved really needs it.

The Gnarly Gnasher

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

yes, yes...!

nothin' quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - uhode // same poem as directly previous

Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.

Not "might", not "could", WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, ALL 10 would contract CANCER.

The EPA's safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.

The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN'T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.

Fuck the oil industries.

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

fuck my stupid baka life but not this gay earth. never this gay earth

simply dont monday