These ‘Beach Animals’ were created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. The kinetic structures walk on their own and get all their energy from the wind.

Once I saw King of the Hill on someone’s list of irredeemable problematic interests and like… I’m not saying there’s not bad stuff in King of the Hill but the idea of someone getting called out for liking King of the Hill is going to kill me

Hank, the only reason you got cancelled was because of the cabal of Soviet militiamen who have infiltrated our nation’s McDonald’s and other fine dining establishments. They know what you eat and when, and they know if you are quote-unquote woke or quote-unquote unwoke, and you have been deemed unwoke! It’s only a matter of time before they cancel you like they cancelled the real George Bush in ‘87.

Ooh! Hank? If we have to stop stanning you and you have to get divorced, can I have Peggy?

Ay yo man, talkin’ ‘bout, “Yo man, dibs on Peg”, dang ol’, that’s the dang ol’ real unwoke stuff man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ol’ “#BillDautrieveIsOverParty”, man.

Yup.

....yup.

Not to unleash evil but who remembers snapewives and snapeism. I wonder how many snapeists still consider themselves sister-wives to snape's spirit.

wish i could tell all of you i was joking but i was there, gandalf-

when i see older butch lesbians in public im thinking Thanks for existing

older butch lesbians deserve a veterans discount

my favourite Bernini statue isn’t a real statue, but the damaged clay and straw angel that was the model for the bronze statue.

Beautiful interiors by Alberta Prairies

Escribir, leer, sentir… vivir (ilustración de Mar Azabal)

They are in fact walking like that to not alert the worms they’re there.

Good choice of music.

@glumshoe

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

YES

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

Day 3 of nano and I’m 12k in…. this might be the earliest I’ll ever finish nano if this keeps up lol

That's awesome. I'm 11k in, and so this might be the ONLY time I've ever finished nano.

me @ my family and friends every November

“…Sooooon…” they chant in a low whisper as the last week of August begins… 

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

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