WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE THE PAIN FOR?

the absence of jarchie is merely the shadow of jarchie’s presence

if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget

When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.

Riverdale Season 7

Archie: you guys are in like a three way relationship?

Betty: it's called a throuple. We're in a throuple.

Veronica: we're in a lesbian-centric semi-non sexual throuple with us and jughead

Archie: what does-

Veronica: it means I don't have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other but we do love him and he does live here and he's in this relationship. He's in this relationship.

Jughead: were you wondering if I was available to have sex? Is that why you asked?

Archie: did I ask?

Jughead: I'm available.

Archie: you're very attractive.

Jughead: you can come over tonight for a cheeseburger and some milkshake at seven, and if things go well we'll have sex.

Archie: that sounds great.

Veronica: are you stupid idiots done?

#the look of love

i think that for the rest of cole sprouse's career he should play jughead. he can be in whatever he wants but regardless of context he has to be jughead

oh and ANOTHER interesting thing that Riordan does with Percy in the tartarus chapters to never ever bring up again is Percy achieving seemingly impossible(?) physical feats.

Like when Percy kills Arachne, he does so so quickly that Annabeth can't comprehend it. She literally asks him "How did you move so fast?" and he just shrugs and is like "Gotta watch out for each other right? Anyways..." and immediately changes the subject.

Then later he jumps over a river with Annabeth on his back and again, right before it, she's like "How are you going to do this??? It's twenty feet across. How can you possibly do that?" and he straight up is just like "yeah I can do it just close your eyes" and then does it???

of course these moments happen during Annabeth's pov so we'll never know for sure but its just so fascinating cause Riordan goes out of his way to indicate that Percy was displaying strength, speed, agility, etc way beyond his typical threshold while also implying that not only was Percy aware of it but he was either trying to downplay it to Annabeth or avoid discussing it altogether.

*clenching my teeth* star wars would be so good if it was good

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Pink manga edit but it's Calvin and Hobbes

LIBERAL fall out GENDER NEUTRAL

NASHVILLE 23/08/22 | Angie Flatt

Not to be dramatic or anything but Tomorrow we Are experiencing the heat death of the universe

i can't be the only person who sees the resemblance

NOT TJIS

#who writes this show

My beautiful chaos machine is being decommissioned tonight. I am inconsolable

hey does anyone know what today is the anniversary of by any chance

***EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER***

I had a job interview today. I live in a slightly more affluent area right now. I go in after preparing for it and I'm told that the position has already been filled. The manager takes me to the office and reiterates that the store is no longer hiring. She says I should have been notified by email (I wasn't). I'm looking for work but that would have been a perfect position. I'm tempted to call back tomorrow in my most alabaster voice and ask if there are any positions open and record the phone call. But aside from that, starting next week I'm going to be alone at my dad and stepmom's house for 2 and a half weeks while they leave the country with very minimal funds or support from people like friends of family and I'm anxious about it. I need money to get by while I'm there. I'm looking for work and need money for food, transportation, and just relief in general for my situation. They won't be back until mid September. I'm incredibly anxious about the situation. If anyone can donate to me while they are absent it would provide me a sense of security and I'd be able to take care of myself. I'm in a neighborhood where I stick out like a sore thumb and deal with racism quite literally every time I step outside. It's agonizing. I know that help is there, don't scroll past. Please, I implore you, give it if you have it or tell the people you know to help. This is how you do work as an ally. I'm applying for food stamps and I'm without resources until I get benefits from my county.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3x16 - “Doppelgangland”