On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
nappyhurrdontcare
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
nickionthemtittieswhenisignit
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
vandigo
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
thatonequeerkid
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
spobforpresident
why is this so funny
Anonymous asked:
what is your dream profession?
child of a rich person who doesn’t have to do anything
Anonymous asked:
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
pruningthisbranch-deactivated20
I fux with this
nude
thelingerieaddict
These are by Nubian Skin, by the way. They’re a black-owned brand in a notoriously difficult sector to break into (lingerie), and they will only succeed if people know they exist and buy from them. Here’s the link: https://www.nubianskin.com/
Bluestockings (a feminist, LGBTQIA lingerie boutique) also stocks them: http://www.bluestockingsboutique.com/collections/nubian-skin
Support the businesses who support you.
You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing
Maybe some of you are in a place where you need to hear these things. Trust me, it does turn out okay. 💛
rb this one instead of the one amazon stole without credit
Anonymous asked:
you have. metal illness?
a lil bitt
This came to me like a vision and I had to share it
(Art by bryan lee o'malley)
